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But you know something? A wise woman once said to me... "Speak up." "I can't hear you with that pity dick in your mouth." Too much? I went too far. [GRUNTS] [ALL EXCLAIM]

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[GROANS]

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Showtime, mama! Lady Luck, take the wheel.

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OFFICER: Stand down! Hold your fire! Wade, what did you do? Colossus, no! You were right, Wade. You are not X-Men material. No shit, Shiny Gandhi! What was your first clue? The hollow point through that fuckhead's face? That kid was abused! You can always tell! COLOSSUS: We have rules! You are not judge, jury or executioner! Fuck your rules! I fight for what's right! And sometimes you gotta fight dirty! You let me down for the last time, Wade.

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Get away from me! You wanna fucking die? [BREATHING HEAVILY]

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DEADPOOL: Two can play that game!

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WEASEL: Meet... Domino. DEADPOOL: What's your shtick? I'm lucky. That's not a superpower. Yeah, it is. No, it isn't. Yes, it is. No, it isn't. Yeah, it is. No, it isn't. Yes, it is. No, it isn't. Yeah, it is. Really isn't. No, it isn't.Yes, it is. Told you. Get out of my head! I'm not in your head. I'm in an 11-year-old's bedroom. Well, if you're so lucky, then what are you doing here with us? I don't know yet. What's that supposed to mean? There's a reason why I'm here, and I'll know when I know. Everything usually just kind of works out for me. Like 2008 Ryan Reynolds.

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They're headed into the tunnel. I'm that kid's only hope, so sit tight and wait for my word.

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Once again, it all falls on my shoulders. It's why I'm cursed to be a solo act. Wander the Earth... I'm in. I'm sorry, what did you say? I'm in. How in the fuck are you in already?

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CABLE: Peacetime makes people soft.

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He's not here, is he? He may be running late.

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Hmm. Something wrong with the soap. It's fine. I just filled it. Give it a few more pumps there.

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Wade! Come in! Hey, I was just doing a little bit of light reading here... We have mission. Well, you guys be safe out there. I'll be praying for you. No, I want you to join.

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I think we may have found your cosmic reason for being here. I'm pretty sure this isn't it. DEADPOOL: X-Force.

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[BREATHING HEAVILY]

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[GROANS]

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Oh. That's got some zip.

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We got no brakes! [STRAINING] Figure it out!

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But you know something? A wise woman once said to me... "Speak up." "I can't hear you with that pity dick in your mouth." Too much? I went too far. [GRUNTS] [ALL EXCLAIM]

[GROANS]

Showtime, mama! Lady Luck, take the wheel.

Get away from me! You wanna fucking die? [BREATHING HEAVILY]

DEADPOOL: Two can play that game!

They're headed into the tunnel. I'm that kid's only hope, so sit tight and wait for my word.

Once again, it all falls on my shoulders. It's why I'm cursed to be a solo act. Wander the Earth... I'm in. I'm sorry, what did you say? I'm in. How in the fuck are you in already?

CABLE: Peacetime makes people soft.

He's not here, is he? He may be running late.

Hmm. Something wrong with the soap. It's fine. I just filled it. Give it a few more pumps there.

Wade! Come in! Hey, I was just doing a little bit of light reading here... We have mission. Well, you guys be safe out there. I'll be praying for you. No, I want you to join.

I think we may have found your cosmic reason for being here. I'm pretty sure this isn't it. DEADPOOL: X-Force.

[BREATHING HEAVILY]

[GROANS]

Oh. That's got some zip.

We got no brakes! [STRAINING] Figure it out!