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Where were you hiding that? Nowhere.
Deadpool
Wade... there's something I've been meaning to ask you. But only because you haven't gotten around to asking me.
Deadpool
Happy Thanksgiving.
Deadpool
Life is an endless series of train-wrecks... with only brief, commercial-like breaks of happiness.
Deadpool
Jesus Christ. It's like I made you in a computer. (MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO) Mmm.
Deadpool
This had been the ultimate commercial break. (TOILET FLUSHING) (SIGHS)
Deadpool
Perfect. (CAMERA CLICKS)
Deadpool
WADE: Here's the thing.
Deadpool
You're not clowning?
Deadpool
Ringing any bells? No?
Deadpool
Looking good, Francis. Well rested. Like you've been pitching, not catching.
Deadpool
This is taking unsportsmanlike conduct to a whole new level! (FRANCIS GROANS)
Deadpool
Listen, we both know that cancer is a shit-show.
Deadpool