See, we've had this small disruption to our supply chain...
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COLOSSUS: Come on, Wade. Language. Young one is present.
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What in the ass? That was not mean. I'm proud of you!
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Oh, shit! I forgot my ammo bag.
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They won't disappoint.
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Are you sure?
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Yeah.
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Oh, hello. I know, right? Whose balls did I have to fondle to get my very own movie? I can't tell you, but it does rhyme with "Polverine." And let me tell you, he's got a nice pair of smooth criminals down under.
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Fuck it. I got this. 9,10,11,12 bullets, or bust. Right here! (GRUNTS) (TIRES SCREECHING) That's, uh, $27.50. LH.lnever carry a wallet when I'm working. Ruins the lines of my suit.
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Oh. But, uh, how about a crisp high five? Okay. Merry Christmas.
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Shall we turn back? No, no time.
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1.2s
Pleasure doing business with you.
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Fucking mutant.
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That won't do.
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(LAUGHING) Wham! As promised.
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I'm sure.
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We will make an X-Man of you yet, Wade. For a second there, it felt like we were three mini-lion robots... coming together to form one super robot.
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WADE: See? You don't need to be a superhero to get the girl. The right girl will bring out the hero in you.