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(THUDS) Ow. Pro: They pull down a gaggle of ass. Local dry cleaning discounts. Lucrative film deals, both origin stories and larger ensemble team movies. Con: They're all lame-ass teacher's pets.

Deadpool

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This is a shameful and reckless use of your powers. You will both be coming with us. WADE: Look, Colossus, I don't have time for the goody two-shoes bullshit right now! And you are?

Deadpool

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Negasonic Teenage Warhead. Negasonic Teenage... What the shit? That's the coolest name ever!

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I represent an organization that may be able to help.

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And what's more, give you abilities most men only dream of?

Deadpool

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WADE: Okay. Let's pro-con this superhero thing.

Deadpool

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41 confirmed kills.

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(PHONE RINGING)

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(CARS HONKING)

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Oh, your poor wife. You really should stop.

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That's not good. COLOSSUS: Wade, please. WADE: Cock shot! (G ROANS)

Deadpool

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Join us. Use your powers for good. WADE: Heads up. Be a superhero. WADE: Listen! The day I decide to become a crime-fighting shit-swizzler... who rooms with a bunch of other little whiners at the Neverland mansion... of some creepy, old, bald, Heaven's Gate-looking motherfucker... on that day... I'll send your shiny, happy ass a friend request. But until then, I'mma do what I came here to do. Either that or slap the bitch outta you! COLOSSUS: Wade... Hey. Zip it, Sinéad! Hey, douche-pool! And I hope you're watching... (MOTORBIKE REVVING) (GASPS LOUDLY)

Deadpool

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That guy was already up there when I got here. Wade, you are better than this.

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All the dinosaurs feared the T. rex.

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Besides... Nobody's getting hurt.

Deadpool

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Quite unfortunate.

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(GROANS) Canada!

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(GROANING)

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(THUDS) Ow. Pro: They pull down a gaggle of ass. Local dry cleaning discounts. Lucrative film deals, both origin stories and larger ensemble team movies. Con: They're all lame-ass teacher's pets.

This is a shameful and reckless use of your powers. You will both be coming with us. WADE: Look, Colossus, I don't have time for the goody two-shoes bullshit right now! And you are?

Negasonic Teenage Warhead. Negasonic Teenage... What the shit? That's the coolest name ever!

I represent an organization that may be able to help.

And what's more, give you abilities most men only dream of?

WADE: Okay. Let's pro-con this superhero thing.

41 confirmed kills.

(PHONE RINGING)

(CARS HONKING)

Oh, your poor wife. You really should stop.

That's not good. COLOSSUS: Wade, please. WADE: Cock shot! (G ROANS)

That guy was already up there when I got here. Wade, you are better than this.

All the dinosaurs feared the T. rex.

Besides... Nobody's getting hurt.

Quite unfortunate.

(GROANS) Canada!

(GROANING)