He was my negger. Nigger. Nagger? - No, no, no. - What is that? - Negar. Nigger? Nagur? - No, no. Please stop. Please. I told you, before we came in. One word, do not say. Is the exact word you're using now. - No, I said Nuga... - One dozen times. Please relate to him that there could be two funerals today. I... Believe me when I tell you, we are here only to pay our respects to a great man.
The Dictator
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Oh, my God!
The Dictator
2.8s
Justin Bieber's chubby double!
The Dictator
1.2s
What are you...
The Dictator
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I wasn't the best student, but... We've got this wellness center downstairs in the basement, where we do water birth. Have you ever seen a water birth?
The Dictator
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Well, thank you.
The Dictator
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He was my nigger.
The Dictator
3.5s
I return to Wadiya to participate in fair elections.
The Dictator
1.9s
It's gonna be fine. You just need to ice it.
The Dictator
4s
Where'd you get those relics? From the Shah of Iran's garage sale?
The Dictator
1.2s
Why me?
The Dictator
1.3s
Nuclear winter.
The Dictator
3.6s
I'll be back with help! J. K.! Just kidding!
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Love it! - Here's what you do. - Okay. Zipline across, kill the double, and then rip up the constitution in front of the world's media. Piece of cake.
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You mean I never executed anybody? No. Like, honestly, zero people.
