This is an historic moment. Admiral General Aladeen of Wadiya is going to be signing the first democratic constitution in the history of his nation. Across the globe, people are glued to their television sets. The people of Wadiya are celebrating what will be a new chapter in their country.
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Just moments away now from putting his signature on the first democratic constitution.
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Wadiya will be open to the world. Open to the future. And open for business.
The Dictator
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The document is ready to be signed, Supreme Leader.
The Dictator
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I am very stupid.
The Dictator
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I thought his name was Dennis. How would you even make that leap? Tamir to Dennis?
The Dictator
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Tamir... The bald bastard who did all these terrible things to us!
The Dictator
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Jachnoon, President Prime Minister Aladeen. Jachnoon. Nadal. I have to be back at the palace in an hour. Zoey thinks I'm at yoga.
The Dictator
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- Go on, get out! Get out! - Come on, Montzi! Quick!
The Dictator
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Get out of here before Tamir kills you.
The Dictator
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Efawadh. It is almost time.
The Dictator
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Just jump. It's not that far.
The Dictator
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Supreme Leader!
The Dictator
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You seem educated. Yes. I went to Amherst. I love it when women go to school. It's like seeing a monkey on rollerskates. It means nothing to them, but it's so adorable for us.
The Dictator
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I wasn't the best student, but... We've got this wellness center downstairs in the basement, where we do water birth. Have you ever seen a water birth?
The Dictator
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There was actually very little movement. A little wriggling, then two bubbles, and then a big bloop and the wallet floats up.
