Are you okay, my love? What did you step on? Oh, yes! No, no. It's my people's tradition. We always smash a glass at weddings. - I'm Jewish! - What? Mazel tov! Are you okay? That's fine. I don't mind. It's great! Come here, my love.
The Dictator
11.2s
Democracy is flawed! She is not perfect! But democracy, I love you.
The Dictator
4.3s
You are alive? Of course! It is my job to be shot in the head.
The Dictator
10.2s
- Is he okay? - He's fine. Luckily the bullet hit him in the brain. So, what now?
The Dictator
7.2s
And that is why I call for real democracy! A real constitution! And real elections in Wadiya!
The Dictator
7.6s
But the big story today is the marriage of President Prime Minister Admiral General Aladeen and his new bride, Zoey.
The Dictator
1.4s
No! No!
The Dictator
2.5s
Would it kill him to wear a tie?
The Dictator
1.3s
Why did I do that?
The Dictator
1.3s
For you.
The Dictator
2s
Where is Nuclear Nadal?
The Dictator
2.4s
This is the Beard of Doom rocket?
The Dictator
1.4s
Have a seat, cousin.
The Dictator
3s
This is my weapon? I will be a laughingstock!
The Dictator
3.4s
So sorry, Supreme Leader. Don't worry. I'm 50% to blame.
The Dictator
8.5s
Nadal, you must help me get back into power. What? No. Why would I do that? I have a perfectly good job here. I'm a Mac Genius!
The Dictator
12.6s
I've been replaced by this body double who's a total imbecile. How are you alive? How am I... Wait. You don't know? No. Every single person you had executed is still alive.
