You don't got a pass, you don't get in. But I'm staying here! I paid twenty dollars for the fucking Internet!
The Dictator
7.3s
Let me in! I have 85 rooms at this hotel! It's me, Admiral General Aladeen! I lost my beard!
The Dictator
2.2s
Congratulations. Living the American dream.
The Dictator
3s
How much do you charge for assassinations?
The Dictator
2.8s
Girls, show him your bosoms.
The Dictator
2.2s
Why is this happening to me?
The Dictator
12.6s
I've been replaced by this body double who's a total imbecile. How are you alive? How am I... Wait. You don't know? No. Every single person you had executed is still alive.
The Dictator
8.5s
Nadal, you must help me get back into power. What? No. Why would I do that? I have a perfectly good job here. I'm a Mac Genius!
The Dictator
8.1s
This is my cousin. I see you've all met him. He's very simple and backwards. I'm sorry. - Sorry. - It's okay, sit. - Okay. - Sit and eat.
The Dictator
4.7s
We all live here in Little Wadiya. The executioner, he is a member of the Resistance!
The Dictator
5.8s
Very sorry. My apologies. Enjoy. What are you doing here? And what has happened to your beard?
The Dictator
4.6s
You mean I never executed anybody? No. Like, honestly, zero people.
The Dictator
7.5s
What do you do? Mostly, I clean semen out of laptops.
The Dictator
1.4s
Have a seat, cousin.
The Dictator
13.8s
There's a number in the name? Who are you? An Aladeen sympathizer? No, no, no! Whoa, whoa, whoa. Okay. No, no, no! No! It's Aladeen! It's Aladeen without the beard! No! It's not Aladeen!
The Dictator
10.8s
Okay. What is your real name? Max. Max what? Imumoccupancyu One-hundred-and-twenty.
