What is that, a brick? All this time you've had a brick? Why do you have that? Well, to balance out the weight from the other one. You have two bricks? Yes! Throw them down immediately!
The Dictator
30.5s
What are you doing? This man is an imposter! No! This traitor tried to kill me and had my beard removed! Look! Arrest the viper Tamir! And now in another amazing turn of events, Tamir Mafraad is being taken away. This constitution is nothing but a license for oil companies and foreign interests to destroy my beloved Wadiya! Wadiya will remain a dictatorship!
The Dictator
11.2s
Democracy is the worst! Endless talking and listening to every stupid opinion! And everybody's vote counts, no matter how crippled or black or female they are.
The Dictator
2.8s
I now pronounce you man and wife.
The Dictator
1.5s
Oh, be quiet.
The Dictator
7.8s
Jachnoon, President Prime Minister Aladeen. Jachnoon. Nadal. I have to be back at the palace in an hour. Zoey thinks I'm at yoga.
The Dictator
7.6s
But the big story today is the marriage of President Prime Minister Admiral General Aladeen and his new bride, Zoey.
The Dictator
3.8s
You died protecting me, Efawadh. Hello!
The Dictator
3.3s
Democracy, I will make you one of my wives.
The Dictator
8.4s
Hello, gentlemen. How you doin'? Are you guys friends of the deceased? Do you want me to say this in front of his widow? I was his lover. No. That is not true.
The Dictator
1.3s
Come on!
The Dictator
1.5s
O-M-G.
The Dictator
4.5s
You don't have to touch it. Sorry. I was... Just give us... We don't...
The Dictator
12.4s
I have great news. We are just days away from testing the new missiles. I have re-engineered the oxidizing ducts and the payload delivery systems. But you'll be happy to know, the missile is now pointy!
The Dictator
2.7s
"No! Why?"
The Dictator
9.7s
Oh, no. We have to get you to the Rape Center. You have a center for rape here? Great! I'd love to go! Maybe another time, you know. Hire a limo, have some cocktails, bring my raping shoes.
The Dictator
6s
General Aladeen was born the only son of the Colonel Aladeen, himself a savage and violent dictator.
