Democracy... Democracy has hairy armpits and could lose five pounds.
The Dictator
22.1s
You do. You care if it's pointy. Why would I care about such a trivial detail? Are you serious? Are you serious right now? Of course I'm serious. That's why you had me executed! The shape of the missile has nothing to do with the payload delivery. That's what I said! That's what I said the first time! No, that's what I said, and you went crazy. No! You said Professor Popeye this... Professor Popeye is a cartoon. No, I know this!
The Dictator
8.4s
Hello, gentlemen. How you doin'? Are you guys friends of the deceased? Do you want me to say this in front of his widow? I was his lover. No. That is not true.
The Dictator
10.8s
So, we're opening 300 Women's Centers, but I'm going to have to take a break for a little bit because I'm pregnant. What?
The Dictator
3.4s
Democracy looks like a midget in a chemo wig.
The Dictator
3.4s
Who cares if it's pointy? What?
The Dictator
3.2s
Don't touch it. Don't touch it.
The Dictator
1.5s
O-M-G.
The Dictator
10.2s
Oh, my God. Oh, my...
The Dictator
19.5s
I saw him perform with the Globetrotters. I thought he was outstanding. I befriended him. No, it's a different person. His message of don't worry and being happy was so powerful. No, this is Bobby McFerrin. I told you this outside. Whatever the scandal you went through, you're still the best golfer in the world. Let's go.
The Dictator
6.5s
That is called payback and it feels so good! How did it feel for you? How did it feel for you? I prefer it with goats.
The Dictator
6.8s
Where is the Supreme Leader? No, no. Now that is called payback! Oh, great!
The Dictator
4.5s
You don't have to touch it. Sorry. I was... Just give us... We don't...
The Dictator
2.7s
Are you having a boy or an abortion?
The Dictator
2.4s
That's some good head!
The Dictator
1.3s
Zoey.
The Dictator
12.4s
I have great news. We are just days away from testing the new missiles. I have re-engineered the oxidizing ducts and the payload delivery systems. But you'll be happy to know, the missile is now pointy!