Okay. Well, hey, Allison, you know, we'd love to have you work here if you ever wanted to. All of our employees are political refugees, just like you! There's Hannah over here. She's from El Salvador. She's a really useful member of our team.
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No, no, no, it's more of a power trip with me. Everybody has a price. Tommy Lee Jones let me roll it in my fingers for two hundred grand!
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He's an old-fashioned movie star. He gay? He suck my dick?
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I am so honored to be able to help you.
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Useful as what? A coat hanger?
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Oh, my gosh, that was so crazy!
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Are you okay, my love? What did you step on? Oh, yes! No, no. It's my people's tradition. We always smash a glass at weddings. - I'm Jewish! - What? Mazel tov! Are you okay? That's fine. I don't mind. It's great! Come here, my love.
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Let's now look back at the wonderful events of the past year. After Wadiya's first free elections, President Prime Minister Admiral General Aladeen won 98. 8% of the vote.
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But the big story today is the marriage of President Prime Minister Admiral General Aladeen and his new bride, Zoey.
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- Is he okay? - He's fine. Luckily the bullet hit him in the brain. So, what now?
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You are alive? Of course! It is my job to be shot in the head.
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You died protecting me, Efawadh. Hello!
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Who is Tamir?
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I'll shave my armpits for you. Praise be to the Creator! And please stop using that organic deodorant. You could gas the Kurds with that stench.
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Democracy, your mother called the other day and I forgot to give you the message. It was something very important about your grandmother.