It's a tad dramatic, isn't it, corpses in freezers? Who is this man? What's he got to do with anything that I'm talking about? I take it with that statement you are in denial of so-said relationship with this frozen Chinaman? Well, of course I'm in denial of it. I don't have relationships with dead, frozen Chinamen. Best not to be glib at this time in the proceedings, Matthew.
The Gentlemen
16.7s
Yous are embarrassing yourself here, lads. Kids stab, girls shoot, boys punch. Grown-ups fight with their heads. That's where the real battle is. Up here, in the gray. [boy 2] He sparked me out, bruv. Now, wake up, lads. Life's quick, you're slow. Life's hard on a bone top.
The Gentlemen
17.7s
Toffs, aristocrats, dukes, duchesses, lords and ladies, lots of land and fuck all dough. Houses to keep, damp to keep out, silver to polish. You must remember that cash is very persuasive to the class that got spanked by angry lefties and death duties.
The Gentlemen
10.8s
We know what bit that is. ["Old MacDonald" playing on video] [Big Dave on video] Let me tickle that belly. - You are so naughty. - [pig squealing on video] - Good Lord. - I was there and I'm still shocked.
The Gentlemen
11.4s
And there's something I wanna report to you. Now, it seems for this brief moment in time I've found my way into the film business, and last night I made a film with an impressively sized farmyard pig.
The Gentlemen
8.1s
It's a good offer and it's real, and I'll do this because I'm your friend. My accountant can transfer the fee within the hour.
The Gentlemen
2.9s
Jesus. [gate clinks]
The Gentlemen
1.2s
[door closes]
The Gentlemen
1.4s
Thank you.
The Gentlemen
40.8s
You're a filthy fantasist, and now it's time to leave. Oh, don't be silly. I'm only just lubing you up. Now, there is a reason why Matthew, or anyone else for that matter, cannot work out how Mickey does what he does. How does he grow 50 tons of white widow super cheese every year? Everyone knows that needs a lot of space. So where is the space and how come he's kept it under wraps? You can't just dig a hole in the ground and drop 200 shipping containers in there. Oh, no, my love. That will not work. No. You have to be creative. You need an angle. The problem with land in this country is there's not much of it... and there's public access even when it's supposed to be private.
The Gentlemen
24.2s
And every time you inherit a fortune, you lose half to the state. - [slurps] - So this is my moment to swoop in like a guardian fucking angel and offer my services so they can keep their houses in order. And they're not too bothered about what I do, as long as that cash keeps rolling in each year. It's good to get a lord, yes, but it's not easy. It takes work, wine, women and disco.
The Gentlemen
8.8s
Who the fuck are your mates, Brown? No need to get excited, young man. We will be gone in a few moments. No, no, no, you'll be gone before then. Get the fuck out now.
The Gentlemen
4.2s
Such a shame it will go bankrupt in ten years when things go legal in the great UK.
The Gentlemen
4.6s
If it's as discreet and as lucrative as you claim it is, I'll buy the whole business.
The Gentlemen
4.5s
- Aslan. - And where are you from, Aslan? You don't sound like one of the natives.
The Gentlemen
1.5s
Do you know who owns this gaff?
The Gentlemen
14.7s
[Raymond] You're wrong, Fletcher. That's not how Michael works. Yeah, I know. I know. I was just having a bit of fun. Every movie needs a bit of action, doesn't it? And it's not like Michael doesn't have a reputation. Had a reputation. He's been gentrified.
