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Or Google. Or... me. - (CHUCKLES) - Shh. Do you think you'd have failing schools? Do you think you'd have endless waiting in your hospitals? (QUIETLY): No. Think you'd have such long lines in your airports? - No. - PRIME MINISTER: No. No, because all of these are simple data management problems. And people like me, we love data. We live for data. - ENGLISH: Ha! - My... You know what I live for, Volta? - PRIME MINISTER: Oh, God. - (GROANS) Eliminating the threat that lying villains like you pose to this country. (WHISPERS): Oh, for God's sake. - Who is he? - (LOW CHATTER) - Arrest this wack job. - The only person ordering an arrest around here will be me. There's no cause for concern, ladies and gentlemen. You are now in the capable hands of Her Majesty's Secret Service. And, you, my friend, are in for an uncomfortable ride. (GASPS)
Johnny English Strikes Again
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ENGLISH: Ow. On behalf of the United Kingdom, may I welcome you here today to this ancient meeting chamber where the great Scottish clans once settled their differences and forged new alliances. A place I have specifically chosen in order to make a very special announcement. - Oh. - Sir? Ow. Ooh. - A-Are you all right, sir? - No, I'm not all right. Get me up, Bough. (STRAINED GRUNTING)
Johnny English Strikes Again
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LYDIA: This is HMS Vengeance. We have a full launch code. Repeat: Launch code is locked. Do I have your permission to fire? Oh, my God. Would you hold on one moment, please? Sir? Sir! Hello? Hello? Sir. HMS Vengeance here. Do I have your permission to launch? ENGLISH: What? Listen, we have to call in an attack. - LYDIA: Did you say attack, sir? - Yes, an attack. Attack. General quarters. We are go for launch. Target coordinates locked, Commander. Hello?
Johnny English Strikes Again
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- Stage one of attack complete. - (GASPING) VOLTA: Ladies and gentlemen... I can stop the attack, as long as each of you signs the same agreement as the prime minister, giving me complete control. Your call. MAN: Where's security? (OVER PHONE): Welcome to British Intelligence. - Get me Pegasus. - For MI5, press one. For MI6, press two. - (SIGHS) - For MI7, press three.
Johnny English Strikes Again
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The agreement this ignoramus just signed didn't just give me access to all the U.K.'s data, it also gave me access to a junction box in North Ayrshire that connects the entire World Wide Web. Disable the fiber-optic cables in that box, and the Internet... will cease to exist. - (GROANING) - Johnny? Are you okay? (STRAINED GRUNTING)
Johnny English Strikes Again
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- (CLAMORING) - PRIME MINISTER: Well, uh, ladies and gentlemen, I think we can all agree that wasn't quite the evening we were expecting. (SCATTERED CHUCKLES) (PRIME MINISTER CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) (CLEARS THROAT) I had hoped to present to you tonight a vision... - (WHISPERS): Thank you. - of what Britain might be, but as it happens, the man who saved us all this evening, the man who, I might add, I personally assigned to this case, has presented us with a different kind of vision, a living embodiment, if you like, of those fundamental British qualities that have ensured that our beloved island nation endures: courage under fire, endless ingenuity, and, above all, a quiet... unassailable dignity.
Johnny English Strikes Again