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XANDER: Eight G12 signatures now acquired. Signal the chopper. We're almost done here. (OVER PHONE): For accounts, press five. - For childcare services, press six. - Oh, come on. - For more options, press seven. - (BEEP) (ALARM BLARING) What? XANDER: Only two further signatures required to achieve control of G12 nations' data. All U.K. data now successfully transferred - to the Dot Calm. - (SLURPS) (OVER PHONE): For Aphrodite, press one. - For Pegasus, press two. - (GROANS) (ALARM BLARING) Oh, my God. LYDIA (OVER SPEAKERS): Dive the submarine. Repeat: Dive the submarine. (PHONE RINGING)
Johnny English Strikes Again
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- Stage one of attack complete. - (GASPING) VOLTA: Ladies and gentlemen... I can stop the attack, as long as each of you signs the same agreement as the prime minister, giving me complete control. Your call. MAN: Where's security? (OVER PHONE): Welcome to British Intelligence. - Get me Pegasus. - For MI5, press one. For MI6, press two. - (SIGHS) - For MI7, press three.
Johnny English Strikes Again
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Have you got a phone? We need to call for backup. There's no time for backup. I'm going after Volta. And don't lose that one! VOLTA: Do you understand what it means if I turn the Internet off? Cities will go dark. Planes will fall out of the sky. Trains will collide. Law and order will break down, and the world as you know it will be over. Show... don't tell, right?
Johnny English Strikes Again
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The agreement this ignoramus just signed didn't just give me access to all the U.K.'s data, it also gave me access to a junction box in North Ayrshire that connects the entire World Wide Web. Disable the fiber-optic cables in that box, and the Internet... will cease to exist. - (GROANING) - Johnny? Are you okay? (STRAINED GRUNTING)
Johnny English Strikes Again
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Living for data. Exactly. My algorithms can solve every one of your problems, as long as I have one thing: control. And that is what you are about to give me now. Jason, I wonder if you - could just clarify... - Shut up. - (EXCITED CHATTER) - Now, hold on! XANDER: Castle now locked down... and under your control, Jason.
Johnny English Strikes Again
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- (CLAMORING) - PRIME MINISTER: Well, uh, ladies and gentlemen, I think we can all agree that wasn't quite the evening we were expecting. (SCATTERED CHUCKLES) (PRIME MINISTER CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) (CLEARS THROAT) I had hoped to present to you tonight a vision... - (WHISPERS): Thank you. - of what Britain might be, but as it happens, the man who saved us all this evening, the man who, I might add, I personally assigned to this case, has presented us with a different kind of vision, a living embodiment, if you like, of those fundamental British qualities that have ensured that our beloved island nation endures: courage under fire, endless ingenuity, and, above all, a quiet... unassailable dignity.
Johnny English Strikes Again
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Any thoughts, sweetheart? He's British Intelligence. (CHUCKLES) And there you have it: two words that have no right being in the same sentence together. (CHUCKLES) Do you really think I came here alone? I have a team of crack operatives out there right now just waiting to strike. (QUIETLY): Uh-huh. (BEEP) - (PANTING) - (DOGS BARKING) Aah! (LAUGHING) What has happened to this country? How is it possible that less than a century ago the British Empire ruled a quarter of the globe, and now it's relying on someone... like you? (LAUGHS)
Johnny English Strikes Again
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ENGLISH: Hmm. VOLTA: Politicians are even more gullible - than venture capitalists. - XANDER: That is correct. Get me a copy of the target list. We'll hit 'em once more just to be on the safe side. Give me your phone. You don't have a phone? A phone will give anyone your precise location. And yet they're so useful for making phone calls. - VOLTA: Excellent. - I'm not phoning anyone. I'm gathering evidence.
Johnny English Strikes Again
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I found him snooping around upstairs. And who are you, exactly? - I'm not telling you anything. - Hmm. XANDER: Face recognition software launched. Johnny English is a geography teacher from Lincolnshire. Rather heavily armed for a lesson on European capitals, Mr. English. (CHUCKLES SARCASTICALLY)
Johnny English Strikes Again