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1m8s
- I need a man with an army. - Comrade minister. I found her. She's uh... grown a little since the photograph. She's the size of an ostrich. No. Okay, can we just go back to my original idea and find a girl who looks like her but little? No higher than this. Chalk it on your fucking trousers. Modern soldier's greatest fear. It's not death. It's not starvation. It's chafing. And then he planted the flag on Hitler's bunker or he knocked the bear out with one punch. Either way, the man's a war hero. Excuse us, please. Listen, it was Goebbels' bunker, not Hitler's. Listen to me. I was the one who put the trains back on. - Comrade General... - Fuck off! Or I'll punch you into a sticky pulp. - Thank you. - What the fuck were you thinking? I don't know, okay, but I did it. - And I really need your help. - To do what? There's bodies fucking piling up in the street. It's a bit late, isn't it. What if we blame this on someone... - Wait. - ...who's out of control. Nicky, be very careful what you say next. Who? Beria. I'm gonna have to report this conversation. Threatening to do harm or obstruct any member of the Presidium in the process of... Look at your fucking face.
The Death of Stalin
19.3s
Right, many terrible things were done in the service of the Union. Evidence was fabricated. Those who are responsible will be found... And what will you do to them? Question them to death? You know what I'm doing? I'm offering you and that bloated soak my protection. - We are not children! - You are a real listener. Thank you.
The Death of Stalin
16.6s
Not too much on that. He's not Clark Gable, okay? Can somebody get a duster up there? We've got a cobweb large enough to snag a sheep. We're opening in 15 minutes. Now, for the curtains at the front, comrade, do you want ruched, not ruched? - Whatever. I don't care. - Not ruched? - That's good. That's... - Ruched? Not ruched?
The Death of Stalin
26.2s
This is madness. This is madness. - He deserves a trial. - He'll get a trial. Take it easy. Georgy! Can't even look me in the eye. - Guilt. Guilty, all of you. - Say nothing. Georgy, you'll get over it. I did. Took me about five minutes. H-How long before the army's here? We're in complete limbo now. Not long. We have to wait for the NKVD to leave the Kremlin. In that case, if nobody objects, I'm going to spend a kopeck. It's the excitement, I think.
The Death of Stalin
21.8s
I am the General Secretary of the Soviet Union. Apologies. A line has been crossed. It is my duty to look good for the people. - Of course. - Ah, comrade, apologies. I'm not gonna do the seating plan. Give it to Blavatsky. - He's expert at sitting on his arse. - Of course. Thank you. - The Committee meeting... - Oh, yes, yes. Um, item one: these lists and these arrests.
The Death of Stalin