-You-- You did. -Only the good kind. Right. They were homeopathic. No, I'm talking about the cocaine.
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Mmm. Well, isn't this an unhappy coincidence, huh, babe? There's a Waffle House right across the street.
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Salaam.
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-Fuck that. -Kyla. [Kyla] Ron, you heard them. They were, like, accusing me of giving drugs to people.
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I cannot apologize enough. It seems the guests in the Presidential Suite above your room overfilled the Jacuzzi. So, that means you're gonna put us in another room, right? Oh, yes, yes, of course. If there was room available, it would be yours. Sadly, the hotel is fully booked. Why would you say "of course" if you knew you didn't have another room? You know how misleading that is? Can you just check with any of the other hotels nearby? Of course. We have relationships with all of the five-star hotels. No problem. Just a second. Hmm. Well, let me go ahead and also check for four-star hotels.
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-You drugged us? -[Ron, Kyla] Yeah. I thought I made it really clear when I said to her-- I was like, you know, -"It'll get the job done." -"It gets the job done." Get the job done? That's not clear. That's very vague, okay? What is wrong with you? Why would you put cocaine in margaritas?
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-[slurping] -Oh, that is good. Ron makes the best margaritas, and let me just tell you, girl. -Babe. -It gets the job done. [Ron] Indeed. So, Ron. What park do you work at? Oh. Oregon National Cave Monument. It's in Oregon. Whoa. You work in caves? I'm like Batman. If Batman's job was to keep kids from jacking off stalagmites. [Kyla] Totally. What about you guys? Uh, we're from Chicago, actually. I work in finance and Marcus owns his own construction company. Quick question. Um, why does the salt not taste salty? -Oh, because it's cocaine. -What?
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Oh, my God, baby. Baby, I'm so glad you're okay. Look-- Look, y'all. I'm so-- I'm-- I'm so sorry, okay? I don't-- I don't know what happened. I'm usually the careful guy. -I don't-- I don't even know what to say. -I do.
Yes! [chuckles] -Oh, yes! -Oh, my God. -Yes! Yeah! Fucking A, Maurillio. Yes! -Yes! -[man] You had me! You were likeā¦ -[woman] That was beautiful! "The only thing I didn't need to think about was you." You guys! It was you. It was-- Baby, I love you! I love you so much. Baby, I love you so much. I love you. And you know what, I don't care that we lost the room. I know. I know how hard you worked. I don't care. We can camp out on the beach. I just wanna be your woman! No! No! Nobody's camping on the beach. -You get that out of your head right now. -I love you guys. -Like, you have to stay with us. -With us. Consider it, like, our engagement present to your beautiful souls. Yes. -Nah. Yeah. Yeah. We're okay. -Nah, we good. Yeah. We're fine. You're gonna say no to the Presidential Suite? It has a Jacuzzi and everything.
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-Baby, will you marry me? -[gasps]
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Maurillio. You do know how important this trip is to us, man. Yes, of course. We want your proposal to be perfect.