Nope. [panting] Damn, baby, you know there's a-- there's a hundred Waffle Houses in Atlanta. So then we'll just work our way up from here in concentric circles. Classic circle sweep maneuver. [Latin pop music playing]
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10.1s
We messed up, Marcus. Yeah. We gotta find them. I don't know how we gonna do that. Look, we ain't got a phone number on 'em. -Shit, I don't even know where they went. -[sighs]
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I can't get married without my best man. Pretty words. How do we know you mean 'em?
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1.2s
It was great cocaine.
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2.7s
[Emily] It should be close. She said it was right down the block.
Vacation Friends
2.4s
[breathing heavily] I'm so glad we found you guys.
Vacation Friends
12.5s
Or at least it did until you guys came along. I'm sorry we cocked up your whole weekend. To make up for it, Ron spent all morning getting these back. PS: I'd wash them before you put them on."
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3s
Never in my life did I think I'd have another friend like Charlie.
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56.6s
Who the hell are these people? Surprise! -Hey. -Hey. What the hell you doing here? Matter of fact, why you not at work? Nice place, boss. Yeah, I would not have let us come to this either. But we do appreciate the invitation. What you mean "invitation"? I didn't invite you. Who-- Who did invite you? [Ron] Uh, ladies and gentlemen… Good evening everyone, and welcome. -[giggles] -[shaman chanting] What is he doing up there? Captain, uh, permission to say a few words about the happy couple? [chuckles] Hello, everyone. I'm Ron. I'm Marcus's suku'un. Of course, you wouldn't know that if you saw him choking me in the street earlier. -The fuck is he talking 'bout? -Shh. Marcus. Bet you're surprised to see your pals from work, huh? When I heard Kyla and I were your only close friends here, I called Parker Construction myself, and I told them, "You better get your butts on a plane!" 'Cause let's face it, it's times like these when you want your closest friends by your side. I was best man for my army pal, Charlie Anderton. Man, Charlie and I are super close. Like, I talk to him every day.
Vacation Friends
13s
Listen up, world. Allow me to introduce to you, for the first time in sacred matrimony, Marcus and Emily Parker! -Yeah! -Whoo! May this be the worst day of the rest of your fucking life!
Vacation Friends
11.1s
Hey. Yo, yo. [speaks Mayan] Picture, picture, picture. -[laughs] -[cheers] -Yes! Yes! Congratulations! -Whoo! [Emily] We did it! [Kyla] Congrats, you guys!
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21.4s
-[Gabe] Yeah. -Why's he here? Some people like to have friends at life-changing events. -That's it. -That's it. You would know if you had any friends. If you did, my mom and dad wouldn't have forced me to be your best man. First of all, I don't like you. And I don't want you to be my best man anyway, all right? I have great friends-- I have amazing friends, all right? You can't even handle any of my friends. Okay?
Vacation Friends
13s
[Marcus] Wow, this, um-- This actually means a lot. And you can trust me. I promise you, I'll take care of these. I hope so. Those represent a commitment to my daughter. And I hope you take this far more seriously than you did your last marriage.
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5.6s
[Kyla] Ah! Oh, my God. Whoo! Oh, it's so pretty.
Vacation Friends
1.2s
What?
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1.2s
[cell phone chimes]
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6.2s
[Marcus] Get it off me! [dog barking] It's Mr. Finnegan. He spotted something!