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-Like what? Good insurance? -[chuckles] -Free pills. -[chuckles] Hey, Marcus. Want to take her for a spin? No, I don't-- I don't-- I don't drive boats. I don't sail. Then who's gonna drive the boat? 'Cause I'm not driving. -There's no one driving the boat. -Man, are you out your fucking mind? -Hey, man! What's wrong with you? -Look at you. -Look at me do what? -You're driving the boat. -Who's driving the boat? -You are. -I'm driving the boat? -Scoot over. Scoot over.
Vacation Friends
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Hey! Look, look. Can y'all class it up a little bit? -I told you-- -What's your problem? We're just two men having a conversation about cognac. No, I told you to put the two glasses in there. -No. -Hey. Look here. It's not about the glasses. You talked about farting. Nobody care about Dad's gas like that. And, Dad, you can't tell nobody how much you spent on the gift. What's the point in spending so much money then? -How about this. Go-- Go get some food. -[mother] Mmm. It is so much food over there. Y'all should go eat. -Well, let me just say this. -Uh-oh. We will not talk to anyone else this entire weekend if that's what you want. If that's what you want. I'm not gonna embarrass you. -Ma, no. -[father] See what you gone done? Believe me. We're not hungry. We not gonna eat any of your food. -Ma. I know y'all hungry. -You done messed up, boy. -Dad-- Could you talk to her for me? -No, sir. Ma-- Ma. [jazz music playing] [chattering] -…not us. -[laughs] -[sighs] You ready? Here we go. -[man] Ladies and gentlemen, may I please present to you the bride and groom-to-be, Emily and Marcus! [applause, cheering]
Vacation Friends
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It's weird, but it's impressive. I'll take it. So, you said you were a nurse, right? No. [laughs] I am more of, like, an assistant to Dr. Adolphus. -Interesting name. -I know, right? He's had to change it, like, a million times because the Feds are always after him. But what can I say? The benefits are really worth it.
Vacation Friends