Hey, guys. I don't mean to pry or anything, but are you guys, like, secret billionaires or something? -Why do you ask? -'Cause this place looks very expensive. Oh, super expensive. We spent, like, every penny we had on this place. Yeah. Wait. Why would you do that? [man] My buddy Charlie came here way back when and raved about it. If we're gonna go on vacation, might as well go all out, right? And just go broke? Oh, we'll make more money. I work in a doctor's office. Ron here is a park ranger. And not to brag, we're pretty good. Kyla and I always say if we find ourselves with too much money, we haven't been spending it fast enough. That-- That's one way to live. You know, they say money buys you freedom, but how can you really be free if you're thinking about making money all the time? Well, I guess it's your welfare checks I've been paying. [chuckles] Possibly. Possibly, Marcus. -[chuckling] Anyway, to the happy couple. -[Kyla] To the happy, gorgeous couple! -All right. -[Kyla] Yeah, you're engaged! [giggles]
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Seriously? You-- You will never marry my daughter. What have you done to her? -He didn't do anything to me, Dad. -[Gabe] Enough! Move. Sis, you're not thinking straight, okay? Look, it's obvious to everyone besides you that you're marrying some loser who's only bringing you down. Yo, who you talkin' about? I am talking about you. You're utterly beneath her. You have trash friends, a trash job. And you wanna know why? Because you are-- -What? -[screams]
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Aw. [Bennett chuckles]
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Okay, baby. B8, it's right over there. You good? I don't know. -Okay. We're so close. -[man on PA, indistinct] [pants, sighs] [Ron] Hey! Stop that couple! [Kyla] I think they have a bomb! [both laughing] What-- No. No, no, no.
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-Uh… -Yeah, we, um… we-- we-- we heard you. Are you sure it was me? -Yeah. Pretty certain. -[phone rings]
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-I am sorry. I cannot fix it. -Fuck you, Maurillio! That's fair.
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Make it stop.
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Okay. Listen. [door closes]
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-Did she text you back? -Nah, not yet. I'm sorry this didn't go as I planned it.
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["Lovely Day" playing] Oh. [whimpers]
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Check the cup. -Check the cup? [chuckles] -Check these nuts.
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It's not on the green. Oh. It's not on the green.
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I can't watch this.
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Could've sworn I got all of it.
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[sighs]
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I know we gave that tub a rough ride, but what happened to craftsmanship, right? -[footsteps approaching] -Eh.
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Look, um… Oh, my God. [Marcus] I might as well do it up. Okay, I'm just try-- -My flow is all thrown off. -It's okay. Just keep going. Just please, just keep going. [Marcus] Baby, um… -Shut up! -[Marcus] Look, you mean so much to me. -Baby, I love you so much. -[breathes shakily] And I know today has been all over the place… [sighs] …and I can be a bit of a control freak, and when stuff ain't going my way, I get all uptight, -and I overthink things… -Oh, baby. …but the one thing I could never think twice about… is how much I actually love you.
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Okay. So I had them move your bags to the master suite. Oh, girl. That is way too much. What? No, no, no. Get yourselves comfortable. You are our guests. It is truly the least we can do after our wonky 'cuzzi fucked up your totally beautiful proposal. Well, look. Maybe… Maybe for tonight, okay? -Until we get another hotel. -Yes! -Yes! Oh, boy! -Settled. Who's thirsty? Sit, sit, sit. Get comfortable. Oh, if you guys are worried about privacy and you wanna get really kinky tonight-- We're extremely loud. I don't know what these walls are made of, but you seriously can't hear anything!