-Marcus, I'm going in with you. -Mm-hmm. Every step of the way. [inhales deeply] Deep breaths. -[inhales] Okay. -I mean, this is from me to you. You're a big guy. Focus. Concentrate.
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-That's Charlie? -Yeah, that's Charlie. We look nothing alike, okay? This is a pale white man with red hair. I'm not talking about his looks, man. I'm talking about his spirit. You both got this hard shell on the outside, then one bite and you get to the gooey center.
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That is… Oh! …reindeer moss.
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You know something? I'ma give these to my best man, but to my new best man, Ron. -Here you go, brother. -You mean it? -Can he do that? -No, he cannot do that. It's already been done. That's right. That's my best man right there. Marcus, this means… more to me than you'll ever know.
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There is a good chance that nothing's gonna happen. ["So What'cha Want" playing] [both laughing]
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All right. They gone. You can give me the rings back. What? No. I-- You-- We just said-- What? No, no. That-- I was doing that in front of them. I'm actually gonna keep the rings, so you just give 'em back to me. Marcus, you made me your best man. That's that. Best man holds the rings. Yes, I know what "traditionally" the best man do-- You can't just say the best man holds the rings and then not let the best man hold the rings. I got you.
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Whatever. Okay. See you at tee off, assholes.
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-Now we're on a championship course here. -[shaman chanting] So we are going to be keeping this club pristine. So, Gabe, uh, why don't you and Bennett play with Marcus and Ron today. Where's Ron anyway? Got your six, Captain. Ah, Lieutenant, good to see you. Hope you're comfortable in a foursome. As long as there's at least one girl involved.
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Nice grip. Solid trot.
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And this is, uh, Marcus. He's a construction worker.
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Well, Marcus, good to have you back. That sunstroke is no joke. So, people, stay hydrated with-- with water. The marshals are very strict when it comes to alcohol, wagering and profanity.
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[Marcus] Oh, man. It's all good, br-- Salaam.
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[pants] What do you think?
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And who says "farewell"? What are you? Othello? Farewell sounds final, okay? I don't wanna see those freaks again. Do you? I don't know. They were kinda fun. Yes, on vacation. Not in the real world. But they did loosen us up a little bit. Yes, they may have loosened us up a little bit, but speaking of gettin' loose.
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[Marcus] What you mean this one is-- [laughing] You gotta be kiddin' me. Come on, now. It's a Hugo Boss. We were thinking Vera Wang, but decided this one's better for your build. Hey, man. Wow, look at this. Yo, this is dope, man. Like, honestly, thank y'all. I really appreciate this. And look, y'all-- Y'all do understand why you can't come to the wedding, right? Yeah. You're embarrassed by us. -No. Have you met her parents? -No, because you won't let us. Okay, look, if it was up to me, I would invite every last one of y'all to the wedding, but I can't. Her parents said they just want family there. They want it to be really intimate. [big band music playing] [Marcus] Baby, what is this? What happened to intimate? Who's all these people?
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Hungry no more. [laughs]
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-[sighs] -[Ron] See, man? Just like I told you. You just gotta float and, somehow, it all works out. You feel better?
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Most potent magic mushroom on Earth. You eat one of these babies, not only will you talk to God, you'll find a rent-controlled apartment and move in together. -I ate it. -What?