Good morning, Goldie. Good morning, Goldie. Good fucking morning, Goldie. I have three words for you. Blue Shirt Guy. BSG is levelling up and at a record pace by playing the hero. It's got people all over the world asking, "Just who is this guy?" I don't know who this guy is, but he's out-skilling all these players. And here he is, taking out Beefoven, a level 102 from Clan Ragnarok. - This is bullshit. - Who is this guy? I don't know, but he's good. Yeah, he's good. He looks like an NPC but he's running around, levelling up crazy fast by being the freaking good guy. "This colourful character in the video game Free City "has been turning heads by being the good guy." - Piper. - Who is Blue Shirt Guy? You're absolutely right. Blue Shirt Guy. Who is he or she indeed?
Free Guy
2.5s
Looks likely. Cool.
Free Guy
5.7s
I've been scared my whole damn life. But I'm not scared anymore.
Free Guy
28.7s
Look, I don't know if anybody does it, but you could rack experience points up by being a good guy. - Like a hero. - Ooh. Easy, tiger. If you don't wanna shoot people, you could steal their guns. All that shit makes your level go up. Go be the good guy. Okay. No, I'm gonna be the great guy. Ooh! Ooh. Okay, well, enjoy your lifetime supply of virginity. Off you go. Okay. Wait! How will I know that I've levelled up enough? - Uh, get over 100, then we'll talk. - Whoa. - Bye now. - That's so much more than one. - Like, 99 more. - Bye now. Okay.
Free Guy
1.4s
Trolls exist?
Free Guy
3.5s
- Buddy! Buddy! - No, no! Keep going! Go without me!
Free Guy
2.1s
It's been the best day of my life.
Free Guy
4.2s
You know that this is, like, the dumbest deal in the history of dumb deals, right?
Free Guy
1.2s
Hi.
Free Guy
9.9s
Oh. What, is one the best or the worst? There is literally nothing lower. Well, how do I get to a higher level? - Really? - Really.
Free Guy
1.2s
Thanks, Guy.
Free Guy
2.4s
Higher level? Good Lord, rook.
Free Guy
1.4s
And that's yours.
Free Guy
3.7s
Hmm. I've got to admit that is kind of refreshing.
Free Guy
1.4s
Come on, Blue Shirt.
Free Guy
11.5s
If you ever met the dick responsible for this world, you'd agree. Are we talking about God? You've met God? And he's a dick? His name's Antwan, and, yes, he's an absolute troll.