[both laughing] -[Ron] He almost had me! -[Kyla] Oh, my God. -He almost-- [laughs] -It's so good! -You! Oh, man! This is-- This guy! -Oh, my God. I just-- It would have been nice if you would've told us that you was gonna put cocaine in our drink. Where'd you get the coke from, anyway? We actually brought it from home. Very, very easy if you ever wanna try it. It's just a Ziploc in a full shampoo bottle. The scanners can't see it, dogs can't smell it, and it's so much more comfortable than when I had it in my ass. You guys want nibbles? -Mmm. -[cell phone vibrates] Oh. Wait a minute. [sighs] What now, baby? Whale watching. I forgot I booked a whale watching tour at 4:30. What? You guys just got here. Marcus likes to plan.
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Yeah.
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[Ron] Line 'em up! Let's do it! -Wow. One more? -[cheering continues]
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But, no. I mean, I actually didn't even invite them. [chuckles]
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[Kyla, Ron] Whoo!
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No, no, no. No. No, no, no, no. [grunts] No, no, no.
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'Cause without a plan, the world falls apart. I mean, garbage doesn't get collected. Water slides don't get built. Planes fall from the sky.
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[cheering] -Are you kidding me? Come on. -Hey! Anybody could do this. Hey, padre. How much is it to get somebody in the ring? Ooh!
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Hey, chief. Could you just get this to the front desk?
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Come on, Marcus. Let's go find a goddamn fox. -[Marcus] Wait, what? -[Ron] Let's do this!
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Planning makes the world work.
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Hungry no more. [laughs]
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-Marcus, I'm going in with you. -Mm-hmm. Every step of the way. [inhales deeply] Deep breaths. -[inhales] Okay. -I mean, this is from me to you. You're a big guy. Focus. Concentrate.
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-That's Charlie? -Yeah, that's Charlie. We look nothing alike, okay? This is a pale white man with red hair. I'm not talking about his looks, man. I'm talking about his spirit. You both got this hard shell on the outside, then one bite and you get to the gooey center.
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That is… Oh! …reindeer moss.
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Okay, baby. Let me get this straight. I spent the last three months waking up at the crack of dawn to learn how to ride a horse for a damn nature walk? And the most important rule of all… [barking continues] …have fun. [chuckles] ["Ooh La La" playing]
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You know something? I'ma give these to my best man, but to my new best man, Ron. -Here you go, brother. -You mean it? -Can he do that? -No, he cannot do that. It's already been done. That's right. That's my best man right there. Marcus, this means… more to me than you'll ever know.
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Why are you whispering? Well, because you thought I was too loud in there.
