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-[slurping] -Oh, that is good. Ron makes the best margaritas, and let me just tell you, girl. -Babe. -It gets the job done. [Ron] Indeed. So, Ron. What park do you work at? Oh. Oregon National Cave Monument. It's in Oregon. Whoa. You work in caves? I'm like Batman. If Batman's job was to keep kids from jacking off stalagmites. [Kyla] Totally. What about you guys? Uh, we're from Chicago, actually. I work in finance and Marcus owns his own construction company. Quick question. Um, why does the salt not taste salty? -Oh, because it's cocaine. -What?
Vacation Friends
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Yes! [chuckles] -Oh, yes! -Oh, my God. -Yes! Yeah! Fucking A, Maurillio. Yes! -Yes! -[man] You had me! You were like… -[woman] That was beautiful! "The only thing I didn't need to think about was you." You guys! It was you. It was-- Baby, I love you! I love you so much. Baby, I love you so much. I love you. And you know what, I don't care that we lost the room. I know. I know how hard you worked. I don't care. We can camp out on the beach. I just wanna be your woman! No! No! Nobody's camping on the beach. -You get that out of your head right now. -I love you guys. -Like, you have to stay with us. -With us. Consider it, like, our engagement present to your beautiful souls. Yes. -Nah. Yeah. Yeah. We're okay. -Nah, we good. Yeah. We're fine. You're gonna say no to the Presidential Suite? It has a Jacuzzi and everything.
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Look around. Nobody cares. And you guys were so cute and peaceful this morning. We didn't wanna wake you up. Hair of the dog? Oh, I can't even look at another drink. Sit. Come on. We got shrimp nachos coming. Leave the heads on down here. -Oh, God. -Come on. Sit, please. [Marcus] Okay, you know something? -We gonna just head to the gate. -We gonna go. Yeah. -No! Whoa, whoa. -No, no, no. Whoa, whoa. Guys. We gotta do this again. The four of us are too good together not to! Yes! Oh, my God. You guys should come out for the Oregon State Fair next month! Yeah! It's in Oregon. We go every year. Last year, we took a double dose of DMT. Yeah, don't worry. It's all natural. It's just the chemical your brain releases when you die. -[Marcus] Oh, yeah. -Okay. Sounds fun. Great. Give us your number.
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Oh, wait-- Baby, you go-- You got my phone? [Marcus] 'Cause I didn't-- Your phone broke. -Her phone broke and then my-- -Oh, my God. I had a phone, but we'll take your information. How about that? -Oh, my God. Yes! Yes. -Yeah! Of course. -Baby. Give them your card. -I got one. He has very fancy business cards. -[Ron] Yeah. There you go! -[Emily] Wow. So, when you call that, that's gonna ring in the ranger's station. Then somebody comes to get me outta the cave. Oh, before I forget, let me give your sunglasses back. No, man. Keep 'em.
Vacation Friends
27.7s
"An exclusive, luxury experience." That's what the website said. This is really gonna bum out the whales. [Kyla] Baby, this is so gross. I won't be able to sleep at night if I know they've gone on this boat. You guys, you should just come with us in our boat. -[Ron] That's a great idea. -Wait a minute. That boat is yours? As long as we're staying here it is. We rented it. What do you say? Our treat. -I mean, I'm down if you're down. -[Kyla gasps] -Yay! -[chuckling] Oh. [laughs] Could you give us a second? -Gonna talk to my lady really quick. -No problem. Not a problem. -Be right back. -See you in a bit. -Baby. -Yeah, babe?
Vacation Friends
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Goddamn, sailing makes my dick hard. I'm almost at half-mast. Okay, man. Where did you learn to sail a boat like this? [Ron] I did cleanup work off Malaysia one summer. Learn all kinds of stuff when you're at sea. Look at that bird. You know I can tell from here that bird's about to shit.
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