If you ever met the dick responsible for this world, you'd agree. Are we talking about God? You've met God? And he's a dick? His name's Antwan, and, yes, he's an absolute troll.
Free Guy
9.9s
Oh. What, is one the best or the worst? There is literally nothing lower. Well, how do I get to a higher level? - Really? - Really.
Free Guy
6.8s
Thank you. Wait. But the world isn't that bad, though, is it? Oh! Pretty bleak.
Free Guy
3.9s
Sometimes I forget not everyone you meet on here is a sociopathic man-child.
Free Guy
4.8s
- You know, get stuff. - Yeah. - Are you kidding me right now? - Yeah.
Free Guy
3.7s
Hmm. I've got to admit that is kind of refreshing.
Free Guy
1.4s
Trolls exist?
Free Guy
1.4s
And that's yours.
Free Guy
1.2s
Hi.
Free Guy
18.8s
Is this the North Pole? Listen, dude. - Guy. - Guy. Whatever. Props on the NPC outfit, but I'm busy trying to figure out how to steal something. Maybe I could help you. I work alone. You have beautiful grenades. Besides, if you want to have any chance of making an impact here, you need to have a higher level than that.
Free Guy
8.1s
I'm keeping these, asshole mouth. Now get out of here. Go be nicer. Beat it. Go, go, go. Don't walk, run.
Free Guy
6.4s
...um, you could do so much better than that guy. You could be with, like, a good guy.
Free Guy
2.4s
Higher level? Good Lord, rook.
Free Guy
2.9s
See? - Oh. - That's mine.
Free Guy
1.7s
- That's tough. No. - No.
Free Guy
2.6s
Whoo-hoo!
Free Guy
1.6s
And you...
Free Guy
20.8s
And it's not tucked in. You look sloppy. Matter of fact, you look horrible. Did you pick up some muscles, too? Or is somebody outside pumping you up? I'm sorry that I haven't been around, Bud. I've been figuring some stuff out. Whatcha mean, "figure stuff out"? It is nothing to figure out. Okay? You go to bed, you wake up, you get some coffee, then you come to work. And then you repeat the same thing tomorrow. - The girl. - Oh, my God.