Except they are there. I know that sounds crazy, but it's true!
Free Guy
2s
Too high! Too high!
Free Guy
8.6s
Oh! Didn't see that one coming. Did you see that one coming? Scared me a little bit. We're coming for you, Blue Shirt! Coming to get ya. We're coming to get ya.
Free Guy
1.2s
Loser.
Free Guy
11.8s
I'm gonna need your sunglasses. Ooh. Ow. I'm just gonna... I'm gonna need your sunglasses for a sec. What the hell do you think you're doing? Go back to your side, man. He's just an NPC. Waste that mother-- Okay, just need to borrow them for a sec, okay?
Free Guy
1.3s
Guy?
Free Guy
2.7s
Oh! Giddy up!
Free Guy
11.9s
Hey, Mouser, check this out. What's up, Keys? What am I looking at? Okay, so, this user, he gets his glasses stolen and then killed. The guy was smoked by a non-playable character. An NPC? That's impossible.
Free Guy
18.3s
Yeah, exactly. Nobody can equip an NPC skin on their avatar. Yeah, so you just boot the trash-ass noob and ban him for life, you're done. I tried that, but I, I can't trace him. Whoever it is, they're good. Hmm. You gotta be better at your job, buddy.
Free Guy
23.6s
Rabbit. Nice skin. Thank you. That's sweet. How'd you get it? Well, uh, mostly genetics, I think. I'm pretty lucky. I have naturally dewy skin. Listen up, Neutrogena. You know you can't go around looking like that. The rules are clear. And another thing. - You can't hack the NPC avatars. - No, sir! - It screws up the mission load... - Screws it up! ...and it makes the game look bad. - Horrible! - Yeah. I got, like, 5% of that.
Free Guy
4.7s
Seriously, man. I'm just being honest, I think the bunny suit is just a little much.
