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25.5s
I ate it. -Why? -You told me to! I said, "Jackpot," and that's it. I didn't say, "Eat it." Man, you are crazy, okay? Everything you touch turn into drugs! Okay? What's gonna happen to me? Am I about to die? No, no. You're not gonna die. Okay? Part of you is gonna die, but it's gonna be reborn. You'll be fine. Something's happening because everything is purple now. No, no, no, no. You're being paranoid. It takes 20 minutes to kick in. Everything's purple! Oh, shit.
Vacation Friends
1m22s
Ah. You know, a lot of people have issues with three-star hotels, but they are just as good as five-star hotels. Yeah, after three, it's, like, too much, you know? [typing] And there you have it. One-star hotel with a great room at the Airport Best Western. Are you fucking kidding me? Well, according to this, sir, it is the best Western in the area. Let me tell you something, okay? I had an itinerary planned. We was gonna go whale watching, we was gonna go tequila tasting. -I booked a dinner at sunset on the beach! -[man] Maurillio! -Where is that son of a bitch? -[woman] Yes! Maurillio! My amigo. Thank you so much for that Jet Ski hookup. Man, we felt some killer waves on the second break. -Oh, my gosh. Then we got high as shit. -We did. So we literally had to jump off and go body surfing. Yeah, but we turned around and the Jet Ski was gone. But don't freak out because I actually took a photo of exactly where we left it. You are gonna have no problem finding it. [man] She's the brains. Okay, okay. Thank you, señora. You're welcome. [giggles] Excuse me, lady with the phone in the goddamn sandwich bag. Hi. How are you guys? Were you guys having a conversation? 'Cause you assumed that Maurillio wasn't already talking to somebody. You just walk your happy ass in here and cut me off. Now, look. I don't mean to snap. It's a lot going on right now. -I'm a little stressed out. -It's okay. I just wanna holler at him real quick. Can I do that? -Yeah. You enjoy your day. -Thank you. Enjoy this gorgeous weather. [laughs]
Vacation Friends
18.7s
[music ends] [wind whistling] [distorted] Did you hear that? [distorted] Oh… Oh, I heard that. Did you hear that? I heard it. I didn't know I could hear-- It's like, I know I can see shit, but I didn't know I was hearing shit too. [branch breaks] [footsteps approaching] What is that?
Vacation Friends
50.9s
Hey, guys. I don't mean to pry or anything, but are you guys, like, secret billionaires or something? -Why do you ask? -'Cause this place looks very expensive. Oh, super expensive. We spent, like, every penny we had on this place. Yeah. Wait. Why would you do that? [man] My buddy Charlie came here way back when and raved about it. If we're gonna go on vacation, might as well go all out, right? And just go broke? Oh, we'll make more money. I work in a doctor's office. Ron here is a park ranger. And not to brag, we're pretty good. Kyla and I always say if we find ourselves with too much money, we haven't been spending it fast enough. That-- That's one way to live. You know, they say money buys you freedom, but how can you really be free if you're thinking about making money all the time? Well, I guess it's your welfare checks I've been paying. [chuckles] Possibly. Possibly, Marcus. -[chuckling] Anyway, to the happy couple. -[Kyla] To the happy, gorgeous couple! -All right. -[Kyla] Yeah, you're engaged! [giggles]
Vacation Friends