That sounds familiar. Maybe now's the perfect time for you to give Marcus another chance. -[music resumes] -Wow.
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I know we gave that tub a rough ride, but what happened to craftsmanship, right? -[footsteps approaching] -Eh.
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Look, um… Oh, my God. [Marcus] I might as well do it up. Okay, I'm just try-- -My flow is all thrown off. -It's okay. Just keep going. Just please, just keep going. [Marcus] Baby, um… -Shut up! -[Marcus] Look, you mean so much to me. -Baby, I love you so much. -[breathes shakily] And I know today has been all over the place… [sighs] …and I can be a bit of a control freak, and when stuff ain't going my way, I get all uptight, -and I overthink things… -Oh, baby. …but the one thing I could never think twice about… is how much I actually love you.
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Okay. So I had them move your bags to the master suite. Oh, girl. That is way too much. What? No, no, no. Get yourselves comfortable. You are our guests. It is truly the least we can do after our wonky 'cuzzi fucked up your totally beautiful proposal. Well, look. Maybe… Maybe for tonight, okay? -Until we get another hotel. -Yes! -Yes! Oh, boy! -Settled. Who's thirsty? Sit, sit, sit. Get comfortable. Oh, if you guys are worried about privacy and you wanna get really kinky tonight-- We're extremely loud. I don't know what these walls are made of, but you seriously can't hear anything!
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[woman screams] [door opens]
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[crying] Thank you. I love you.
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It was really, really good cocaine.
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[Ron] They did come all the way down here.
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-You-- You did. -Only the good kind. Right. They were homeopathic. No, I'm talking about the cocaine.
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Mmm. Well, isn't this an unhappy coincidence, huh, babe? There's a Waffle House right across the street.
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Salaam.
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-Fuck that. -Kyla. [Kyla] Ron, you heard them. They were, like, accusing me of giving drugs to people.
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I cannot apologize enough. It seems the guests in the Presidential Suite above your room overfilled the Jacuzzi. So, that means you're gonna put us in another room, right? Oh, yes, yes, of course. If there was room available, it would be yours. Sadly, the hotel is fully booked. Why would you say "of course" if you knew you didn't have another room? You know how misleading that is? Can you just check with any of the other hotels nearby? Of course. We have relationships with all of the five-star hotels. No problem. Just a second. Hmm. Well, let me go ahead and also check for four-star hotels.
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-You drugged us? -[Ron, Kyla] Yeah. I thought I made it really clear when I said to her-- I was like, you know, -"It'll get the job done." -"It gets the job done." Get the job done? That's not clear. That's very vague, okay? What is wrong with you? Why would you put cocaine in margaritas?
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-[slurping] -Oh, that is good. Ron makes the best margaritas, and let me just tell you, girl. -Babe. -It gets the job done. [Ron] Indeed. So, Ron. What park do you work at? Oh. Oregon National Cave Monument. It's in Oregon. Whoa. You work in caves? I'm like Batman. If Batman's job was to keep kids from jacking off stalagmites. [Kyla] Totally. What about you guys? Uh, we're from Chicago, actually. I work in finance and Marcus owns his own construction company. Quick question. Um, why does the salt not taste salty? -Oh, because it's cocaine. -What?
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Oh, my God, baby. Baby, I'm so glad you're okay. Look-- Look, y'all. I'm so-- I'm-- I'm so sorry, okay? I don't-- I don't know what happened. I'm usually the careful guy. -I don't-- I don't even know what to say. -I do.