Has anyone seen my cat? Hey, that's Phyllis. She's always losing her cats.
Free Guy
18.3s
Yeah, exactly. Nobody can equip an NPC skin on their avatar. Yeah, so you just boot the trash-ass noob and ban him for life, you're done. I tried that, but I, I can't trace him. Whoever it is, they're good. Hmm. You gotta be better at your job, buddy.
Free Guy
2.2s
Do you know the other security guards?
Free Guy
4.2s
Yes! Yes! Suck it, Antwan! Whoo!
Free Guy
4.8s
- You know, get stuff. - Yeah. - Are you kidding me right now? - Yeah.
Free Guy
3.1s
You only think that because it's in your programming.
Free Guy
8.1s
I'm keeping these, asshole mouth. Now get out of here. Go be nicer. Beat it. Go, go, go. Don't walk, run.
Free Guy
1.2s
I know the woman I'm looking for.
Free Guy
4.8s
Let's go. Where are we going? We can't let them get across that bridge.
Free Guy
6.6s
Look, I don't even know what's going on, but, hell yes, I'm with you. Ha-ha! Let's go!
Free Guy
3s
And there's Joe! He's my friend, I know that guy.
Free Guy
1.9s
You have something I want.
Free Guy
1.9s
What am I gonna do? What am I gonna do?
Free Guy
2.2s
Easy. I know your security guard.
Free Guy
1.4s
It's over.
Free Guy
19.1s
None of this matters! None of it! It's fake! We don't matter! That building, that's fake! This street... ...it's fake! That car-- Officer Johnny! Have a good one, Guy.
Free Guy
47.9s
I can't die! I'm never gonna die! Whoo! And that was the heartbreaking story of Blue Shirt Guy. The end. - Doesn't make sense. - What? I just checked the server stats. We killed Blue Shirt and the number of players online didn't change. It's just a glitch, man. - It's not a big deal. - I know, I know. It just seems like that's something new, you know? Keys, I know what you're thinking, okay? You should not talk to Antwan. I just think it's important to be transparent, okay? Uh-uh. No. Antwan is deep in the sequel launch. He's either not gonna care or he's gonna get pissed and then he's gonna blame us. So, I don't know what you haven't figured out about the whole situation. Also, aren't you some kinda MIT genius, indie game designer? What are you doing down here dealing with complaints? That, Mouser, is a long and pathetic story involving failed dreams, desperation, and a mountain of college debt. You do not wanna hear about that.
