Your taste in blue shirts and five-octave musical superstars, it's deeply, deeply attractive to me. But I can't keep spending all my time with you.
Free Guy
2.6s
See? Was that so hard?
Free Guy
1.2s
I'll make it.
Free Guy
20.6s
Wait a minute, are you-- Are you Blue Shirt Guy? Yeah, maybe. Holy shit! You're Guy! You're Blue Shirt Guy! It's you! - Yeah. - I love you. - You do? - I mean, I'm, like, a fan. You're awesome. You can have anything you want. Wait, hold on one second. Gamers, listen up, this is Revenjamin Buttons here. I'm here with Guy. The Guy, he's in my stash house, and he's here to rob me.
Free Guy
1.6s
Who are you talking to?
Free Guy
1.9s
It's crime o'clock, baby. Yeah.
Free Guy
31.6s
Look, I've been playing Free City for, like, three years now. I've never seen anything like this. Up until recently, I don't even know if I'd have noticed a few NPCs going missing. And I don't know if this is just some whack Reddit theory but some people are saying that Blue Shirt Guy isn't even a player. - That he's actual AI. - AI? Actual AI. You know, alive. It's why Blue Shirt Guy is trending everywhere. Antwan, if you're watching this, please fix the game. - Most of all, bring back Blue Shirt. - Oh, my God. My God! Antwan, you should see this.
Free Guy
1.9s
Everybody get down on the ground!
Free Guy
2.2s
Unless there is something out there.
Free Guy
1.2s
Cheers.
Free Guy
1.5s
You could just reboot the server.
Free Guy
1.9s
And you're gonna hand it over.
Free Guy
8.6s
Screw it. Art nerds. Time for Dude. We're still working on him. I worked on him myself. He's perfect. Drop in Dude now.
Free Guy
20.1s
I don't care. Sir? Sir, just to be clear, are you telling me that it's go time? Are you looking for some sort of banter thing 'cause you think we're friends now and we're in some sort of gang together? Yes. Yes, that's exactly what I'm looking for. Cool, we're a team. We should come up - with a catchphrase, okay? - All right. - On three. One, two, three-- - One, two, three-- Get back to work!
Free Guy
1.2s
Hello?
Free Guy
1.3s
How'd you get in here?
Free Guy
25.8s
- This is it? This is the game clip? - Yeah, that's it. Can you do one, single, just one solid for me? - One thing, I'll stop asking, okay? - Yeah. Just say my catchphrase. My viewers will just banana cream sandwich all over themselves if you say it. I love banana cream sandwiches. Maybe not this banana cream sandwich. Yeah, this one. Okay, perfect. Okay, so just say, "You know what time it is?" - You know what time it is? - You know what time it is? You know what time it is? You know what time it is? You know what time it is? You know what time it is? You know what time it is?