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1m6s
I just want him to die. Is that wrong? -[woman 3] No. [laughs] -[clears throat] [babies crying] Excuse me. Um, I'm sorry. AA is down the hall to the right. I'm not here for that. I'm not… I'm not here for the AA meeting. That's not why I'm here. She, uh… she just went to sleep, but she's been, like, crying for hours. I mean hours to the point where I'm… I'm exhausted. And my face hurts, and I'm getting frustrated. And I don't know how to break the stroller down. I don't know how to fold it up. Okay. Well, sorry, but this is a group for new mothers. You're lying, because on that sign out there, it says "parents." I'm a parent, and I don't know what the hell I'm doing. I don't have nobody else to talk to about this shit. Speaking of shit, the girl's got some stuff flyin' out of her ass. It's like a fire hose. I don't know if it's normal or not, but it's two different kinds. She can either hit you with a streamer. That's when it's all put together, and it's… it's a little solid. And it's… it's a direct hit. Or she'll buckshot you. And that's… that's that spray. It's… it's a quick… whop! I need help. I need the crying to stop. How do I make the crying stop?
Fatherhood
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[Matt] Here come Javier. That's daddy's new best friend. He brings us our formula, our diapers. He gives us everything we need so we don't have to talk to people again. If anybody else ring this bell, they die. You hear me? [in playful voice] I say, if anybody ring Daddy bell, they gonna die.
Fatherhood