-What? These lunatics? -What? No. They look like they're having fun. We should try that. -That looks fun to you? -Yes. That's the reason why you don't see a lot of Black paraplegics. You know why? 'Cause we don't do stupid shit like that. Look at 'em. They riding around like they got no insurance. [engine revving] [woman] Oh, my God. This is the hotel? Maybe it's not too late for us to get a room at the Best Western by the airport.
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-Ahhh. -Okay.
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-I'm made of metal. -What-- What is going on here?
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[laughs] Look, if I can interject for just a second, Harold. Marcus and I have been talking about you all weekend. -What? About my being a clown? -[Ron] Yes. Yes, but, you know, a wedding is like a big, old circus. And you, you're the star of the show. [Marcus] Oh, shit.
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Okay, look. I know you're not a big drug guy, but if you ever wanna unlock the doors to perception, this, my friend, is the key. Wait, what? Primarily found in Spain, but around here, we call it the Devil's Dick.
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[singing in Spanish]
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-Okay. [giggles] -Ooh. We could take a picture of this.
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This isn't easy to say, Marcus, but I think we've gotten off on the wrong foot. I see things my way, and-- [laughs] What's so funny? You're a clown!
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[cawing] What should I feel better about? You know what I'll feel better about? When we get back to that stuffy ass country club and get these goddamn Conway family rings on our goddamn fingers.
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That's not surprising.
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I guess only a rookie chasms that fast.
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-Ah. We have finally arrived. -Thank you.
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[chuckles] Ladies first. So that you may be the first one to see what awaits, if anything. There could be nothing.
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Still. [whispering] We have talked about this. Daddy, I know. I do love him.
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You need a rope man. Okay.
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What if somebody came in and bought these rings? We wouldn't have been able to get back the rings. We'd have to get some rings from some dead person's fingers that I don't even know.
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Do I feel better? You know how close that was? If I had lost these rings, that whole family would've been on my ass!
