You gonna eat that shit? Yeah, dude. It's a superfood. And it only grows in a rare section of the loblolly pine ecosystem. Okay, how you know all this weird crap? Licensed edible forager, man. Any self-respecting ranger is. Try some?
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-That's Charlie? -Yeah, that's Charlie. We look nothing alike, okay? This is a pale white man with red hair. I'm not talking about his looks, man. I'm talking about his spirit. You both got this hard shell on the outside, then one bite and you get to the gooey center.
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-Marcus, I'm going in with you. -Mm-hmm. Every step of the way. [inhales deeply] Deep breaths. -[inhales] Okay. -I mean, this is from me to you. You're a big guy. Focus. Concentrate.
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One of the edible Cladonias.
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[Marcus] Oh, man. It's all good, br-- Salaam.
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You know something? I'ma give these to my best man, but to my new best man, Ron. -Here you go, brother. -You mean it? -Can he do that? -No, he cannot do that. It's already been done. That's right. That's my best man right there. Marcus, this means… more to me than you'll ever know.
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[sighs] God. [Gabe, Ron] Two, three, four. -[groans] -[groans, chuckles] -That's what I'm talking about. -Put some respect on it. Watch out. -[Marcus] Okay. How much you got left? -Not a lot. -We're gonna never get those rings back. -[Ron] All right, boys. Last hole. Let's do something big. Double or nothing. All in. I stick it on the green from here in one shot. Double or nothing? That's what you-- No! No. No double or nothing. No! You do realize you haven't hit a green all day, right? Wait. Haven't I? You know what? We're in. Actually, let's make it a little interesting. Let's put Bennett's Ferrari in the pot. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hang on. That's like 45 grand. Forty-five thousand?
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All right. They gone. You can give me the rings back. What? No. I-- You-- We just said-- What? No, no. That-- I was doing that in front of them. I'm actually gonna keep the rings, so you just give 'em back to me. Marcus, you made me your best man. That's that. Best man holds the rings. Yes, I know what "traditionally" the best man do-- You can't just say the best man holds the rings and then not let the best man hold the rings. I got you.
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-Now we're on a championship course here. -[shaman chanting] So we are going to be keeping this club pristine. So, Gabe, uh, why don't you and Bennett play with Marcus and Ron today. Where's Ron anyway? Got your six, Captain. Ah, Lieutenant, good to see you. Hope you're comfortable in a foursome. As long as there's at least one girl involved.
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Well, Marcus, good to have you back. That sunstroke is no joke. So, people, stay hydrated with-- with water. The marshals are very strict when it comes to alcohol, wagering and profanity.
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I do not like the way they talk to you.
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Well, we were thinking… destination wedding. -[romantic Latin music playing] -[chuckles] [chanting in Mayan]
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Okay. I'll do it if you do it. Jesus, Emily. I'm a mom now.
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It's just a quick question. Just, I was wondering, how far along did Kyla look to you?
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And this is, uh, Marcus. He's a construction worker.
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Nice grip. Solid trot.
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And it's yours. [chuckling] Yeah, it's mine.
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Goddamn, I need a tequila. You want one? I'm pouring. -Chilled or straight up? -Yeah, I'll take a tequila. Nice. Just, uh, keep an eye out for the rocks. Yeah, I'll take it on the rocks too. Thank you.