I, uh... I really like Ray, but I... He's-he's got to lose that mustache. I mean, come on. When we go out in public, people think that I'm kidnapped, you know? The looks that we get at the supermarket. They're like... People-people look at me like, "Are you okay?" And I'm like, "Yeah, no, yeah. It's my mom's boyfriend."
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I've had it up to here. I'm done. Both of you, get your shit out of here.
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You're the light of my life. Oh. Okay.
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I'm sorry. I tried to warn you, but you were on the phone. Thanks for letting me use your phone. My family has problems, too. I love this house. If you have money, why would you ever live in Staten Island?
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Okay, w-will you just test me on this part? Yeah. That one? - All right. - Okay. Here we go. "Amy must complete three tasks at work. "She estimates that the first two tasks "will take her 45 minutes to complete "and that the third task will take her "two hours and ten minutes to complete. "If Amy's estimate is correct, how long will it take her to complete all three tasks?"
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6s
Hey. Where do you go to the bathroom around here? Well, number one, down there. Number two, Dunkin' Donuts across the street.
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I know we don't really talk about it much, but...
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I'm sorry that I've been so difficult to deal with. I'll... I'll try and... get it together. It's just hard.
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Get down on the ground! Do not move!
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Come on. - Let me take you out. - It's so hard to meet people. - I'm totally open. - No, it's... I mean, God... You're not open at all. - It's really hard to meet people. - You're a liar. You're not open. "Hard to meet people"? - I'm in the E.R. All I see is, like... - You meet... - You meet a hundred people a night. - People who were shot... Yeah, they're shot. They're-they're, uh, they're criminals. - Stop limiting yourself. - Who am I gonna meet? Stop limiting yourself. - But I'm at the hospital. - Yeah. - They're not all criminals. - You meet people at work. - That's what it's... - Some of them are victims. Doll... You know, we could put you on two shifts a week, - just-just, just to try it. - I don't need a job. I, uh, I got a contact at a tattoo shop. I'm-I'm hoping for an apprenticeship, so... Then you're gonna need some money. Yeah, some of these guys walk away with 80 bucks in tips. Scott, your cousin's offering you a job. Consider it, okay? If you're good at it, you can become a waiter. Why are you offering me a job anyway? Because I told your father I'd always look out for you. How? He died suddenly in a fire. Uh, did you ask his ghost? That's not witty, Scott. Your dark sense of humor doesn't work for me. I find it funny. It's your sister's big day. Be a gentleman.
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Uh... Yeah, I guess, like Ray, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Um, I guess you could say that you have a type. Uh-huh. Yeah. I have a type.
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How are you feeling?
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Kelsey. Hi. Hey. How are you? - What are you doing here? - Oh, I just, uh... I-I just wanted to talk to you. Well, I have my civil service test today. Oh, yeah, I-I remembered. That's why I wanted to, you know... - I have to go. - Can I come? What? Why? You know, for, like, moral support. I just want to be there for you. - Well, I can't stop you. - Oh, all right, great. Y-Your hair looks nice. Thanks.
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And, uh...
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He's soft. He can't take it. - You're right. - He's an emotional eater. Well, that's the problem with this generation, man. They can't take criticism. - They get, they get all-all upset. - I know. Hey, I'm not a whole generation, all right? I'm just, I'm just a man. A man with feelings. - Oh, my God. - Aw! - Aw! Now you're making me look bad. - You're a man? - Now you're making me look bad. Stop. Ray. Hey, Ray.