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30.5s
And heroes are necessary. And they should be allowed to have families, all right? But I know it means, you know, that people suffer. And I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Well, but I'm sorry for being a dick. - There's-there's two sides to every story. - No. Thank you for sharing with me. Thanks for taking me here. - All right, we don't have to get all Oprah. - Yeah. - It's all right. - Hey, to Stan. - Yeah, Stan. - Yeah, Stan. - Stan. - Stan. - Stan.
The King of Staten Island
35.6s
But playtime was playtime, all right? Like, you know, when he was at work, he was, he was all, you know, business. All right? And he was the guy you wanted by your side if-if you were going into a fire. Yeah, I mean, if they were gonna, like, build a fireman from scratch, he would've been, you know... - Prototype. - Yeah. Yeah. Exactly. You know, top to bottom... He's a fireman. You know? - You know, as brave as they come. - Yeah. You know, I was thinking about what you said at the game about, you know, like, firemen shouldn't have kids.
The King of Staten Island
38.8s
Oh, my God. Can we at least close the curtain? - Oh. My guys. - Guys, people die in here, all right? - My guys. My guys. - Uh... - Aw, come on. Mom, I don't want to hug him. He's not wearing a shirt. - Come on, you can handle it. - Ah, dude, you're so smooth. You're-you're like a sea otter. Please, we have to stop. We have to stop. Please. Please. Please stop? Please stop. But first, you will get to Lord and Lady Stark and you will... I hung out with, like, Ray and the guys from the firehouse the other night at the bar, and, um, they were just telling all these stories about Dad. And there were stories I never heard of before, like, you know, about him, like, doing coke and being hilarious. - Yeah. - You know? Yeah. Yeah.
The King of Staten Island
19.8s
We get into Brooklyn. And sure-sure enough, there's cops. Like, uh, like they were waiting for us. Oh, shit. So now I'm like, "Oh, fuck. We're screwed." Stan gets off the car. He goes over to the cop. I'm thinking, "Oh, shit, he's gonna fucking clock this cop. He's gonna, you know..." And he goes right up to him, grabs his face, and he kisses him on the lips.
The King of Staten Island
33.6s
- 35. - Good job. Look how smart you are. I'm trying to guess what you're drawing by the, by the way your hand's going. Remember, nothing weird or I'll kill you. - Nothing weird. - Okay. It doesn't look weird, does it? No, not at all. Oh, good, 'cause you know I'll murder him. It looks wonderful. Oh! Is it supposed to hurt? Is it supposed to hurt that much? It's-it's a needle going into your back. Yeah. I know, but I thought I had more back fat than that. Can I get a tattoo? - No. No. - Sure. - All right. - No. Never. Don't mess with perfection.
The King of Staten Island
18.8s
- You looking at my cards, you piece of shit? - What? No, no, no, no. I'm talking about the tattoo. What are you doing? - What? - First good hand you dealt me all night, you're cheating? - He was talking about the tattoo. - Exactly. You are the worst liar ever. What's six times four? 24. 24. Yeah, 24. What's seven times five?
The King of Staten Island
25.2s
Dude, why do you get these? Um, I don't know. I, uh... Whenever I'm going through something, I just, you know, I get one. It relaxes me and calms me down. Helps me, like, think things through, you know. - This relaxes you? - Yeah. You ever think of taking, like, a yoga class? Meditating? Why don't you just give blood? There's still needles involved. Yeah, that's a nice tattoo. It's aces.
The King of Staten Island