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33.6s
- 35. - Good job. Look how smart you are. I'm trying to guess what you're drawing by the, by the way your hand's going. Remember, nothing weird or I'll kill you. - Nothing weird. - Okay. It doesn't look weird, does it? No, not at all. Oh, good, 'cause you know I'll murder him. It looks wonderful. Oh! Is it supposed to hurt? Is it supposed to hurt that much? It's-it's a needle going into your back. Yeah. I know, but I thought I had more back fat than that. Can I get a tattoo? - No. No. - Sure. - All right. - No. Never. Don't mess with perfection.
The King of Staten Island
18.8s
- You looking at my cards, you piece of shit? - What? No, no, no, no. I'm talking about the tattoo. What are you doing? - What? - First good hand you dealt me all night, you're cheating? - He was talking about the tattoo. - Exactly. You are the worst liar ever. What's six times four? 24. 24. Yeah, 24. What's seven times five?
The King of Staten Island
25.2s
Dude, why do you get these? Um, I don't know. I, uh... Whenever I'm going through something, I just, you know, I get one. It relaxes me and calms me down. Helps me, like, think things through, you know. - This relaxes you? - Yeah. You ever think of taking, like, a yoga class? Meditating? Why don't you just give blood? There's still needles involved. Yeah, that's a nice tattoo. It's aces.
The King of Staten Island
4m24s
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The King of Staten Island
1m45s
Well, I know you're into art, so I thought you could expand your horizons while I'm gone. You got a gift receipt for this? - You okay? - Fine... Yeah. Wh-What do you mean? Yeah, I'm... You gonna be okay without me here? What, you don't think I can survive here without you? Okay, just don't be a dick, okay? Like, be nice to Mom, okay? Don't give her a hard time. - She deserves a break. - I always give her a-a break. What are you... When's... When am I gonna get my break? Like... What are you talking about? All anyone ever does is worry about you. I was ignored my entire childhood 'cause of you. Oh, yeah, I forgot that my childhood was so dandy. Okay, you don't get to act crazy your whole life just 'cause Dad died, okay? At least you got to know him. Well, you're lucky you didn't get to know him, okay? 'Cause that's why you're almost normal. If you got to know him, you would've known that he was, like, the fucking coolest guy ever, and that would've ruined the rest of your life. Okay, like, but what are you gonna do? Are you gonna get a job or are you gonna leave the house? I don't know. I-I'm gonna open that tattoo restaurant. No, like, for real. I am being real. It's a great... It's never been done before. I looked it up. I googled it. It's never been done, not even as a joke. Because no one wants to go to a restaurant and watch people get tattooed while they eat. - It's gross. - It's the best idea ever. Ruby Tattoosdays, where everyone's welcome. - Chicken and tattoos. - That's not a business! You know, you got to get your shit together. Time is passing by very quickly. That's why I smoke weed all the time, okay? It slows it all down. Fucking God. See, I'm worried about you. Well, why now? You never gave a shit. You, like, literally never cared until this second. Like, wh-what, what gives? You never looked out for me once. You're my older brother. You're supposed to look out for me. You're-you're just guilty 'cause you're leaving? Now, all of a sudden, you're afraid I'm gonna die? I was gonna die anyway, whether you stay or not. - Are you gonna hurt yourself? - Probably. Yeah, I'm probably gonna hurt myself. I don't know how, but yeah.
The King of Staten Island
29.7s
That's kind of funny. He's a funny kid, then, huh? - Oh, he's so funny. - Yeah? - He's so funny. - You think he's gonna stick it out? Uh, well, that I don't know. I mean, I sent him to art school, but he quit. - He-he couldn't really focus 'cause... - Oh. He also has ADD, so he... Anyway, he's a tattoo artist with ADD. Well, you know what? All the guys down at the firehouse, they all have tattoos and stuff, you know. Personally, I never got one, though, you know. You know, not that I have anything against them. I just, I just always felt I was too pasty.
The King of Staten Island