A word to the not-so-wise about your girlfriend: Do what you need to with her, then broom her fast.
Spider-Man
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I know who. The Flying Dutchman!
Spider-Man
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Next.
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Okay. You understand the NYWL is not responsible... ...for any injury you may and probably will sustain in said event? And you're participating under your own free will? Down the hall to the ramp. May God be with you. Next.
Spider-Man
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Oh, my God! Oh, my legs! Oh, God. I can't feel my legs. Kill! Kill! Kill!
Spider-Man
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- What are you saying? - Your mother was beautiful. They're all beautiful until they're snarling after your money like wolves. You're wrong, Dad.
Spider-Man
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There's no featherweight division here. Next. No, no. Sign me up.
Spider-Man
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Bike messenger. Knocked me down.
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- This girl is important to me. - Harry, please. Look at her. Think she's sniffing around because she likes your personality?
Spider-Man
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Something has come to my attention. Are you all right? I'm fine, just fine. Thank you, Mrs. Parker. Everyone.
Spider-Man
2.2s
Who?
Spider-Man
2.2s
I'm sorry, Aunt May.
Spider-Man
6.6s
I hope you brought your mommy. - We'll break you! - You'll need someone to cry to.
Spider-Man
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I planned this so you'd meet M.J., and now you have to leave? I've got to go.
Spider-Man
5.6s
And the Lord said, "Let there be light." And voil�! There is light.