So, the other night, I told my youngest son Billy, you know, the new one, the not-so-bright one. I told him, "The garbage strike is still going on, Billy." And he says, and I'm not kidding, Billy says, "So, where are we gonna get all our garbage from?"
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Momma, time to wake up and go to bed. Hmm? Oh...
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You want one? Yeah.
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She's gonna be okay.
Joker
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That's life.
Joker
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Lift.
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You gotta protect yourself out there. Otherwise, you're gonna get fucked.
Joker
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What? You think that's funny?
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Come sit. It's starting. Yay, Murray. From NCB Studios in Gotham City, it's Live with Murray Franklin! Tonight, Murray welcomes Sandra Winger... Oh, Sandra Winger's on. ...and the piano stylings of Yeldon and Chantel. Joining Murray, as always, Ellis Drane and his jazz orchestra. And now, without further ado, Murray Franklin.
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Why would you do that, Arthur?
Joker
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I have... I have a condition. I'll tell you what you have, you asshole. Whoa!
Joker
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Just don't forget to mail it.
Joker
2.6s
I wasn't bothering him. I was... Just stop.
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2.5s
Get down! Get the fuck back!
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Hi. What's your name? I'm Bruce. Bruce. I'm Arthur.
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Shit. Sorry, Gary.
Joker
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Um...
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Anyway, um, Hoyt said that they talked to you, and now they're looking for me, and I just wanna know what you said. Make sure our stories line up. - Seeing as how you're my boy. - Yeah, that's important. - That makes a lot of sense. - You know what I mean? Thank you, Randall. Thank you so much.