We're no longer accepting applications for X-Force, unfortunately. Even if we were... there's a wind advisory in effect until at least... We don't have a lot of time. Your friend's about to make his first kill. No offense, but if you know so much... why not travel back to when he was a baby, kill him then? Or better yet, head back a little further, kill baby Hitler. I use a device to slide through time. The longer I travel, the harder it is to control. I got two charges: one to get me here, one to get me home. Well. That's just lazy writing. Your boy's gonna kill the headmaster of the orphanage tonight. After that, he gets a real taste for it. Like 10-year-old Kirsten Dunst, motherfucker! So he keeps killing... and killing, and killing, and killing. [GUNS COCKING] Until one day, he kills the wrong fucking people.
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I'm getting good at this shit. DEADPOOL: Go, go, go! [GRUNTS]
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[GRUNTS] [ELECTRICITY CRACKLING] [GROANING]
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It works best when you pull the trigger.
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[COLOSSUS GROANS]
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[CABLE GROANS]WEASEL: He's doing it! Look at the little fella. He's doing it. [RETCHES] There he goes. CABLE: Jesus Christ! WEASEL: Just shirt-cocking it. Ugh. WEASEL: There you go, little fella.
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Now, I'm gonna shove the red guy up the old guy. I believe him! Every man for themselves!
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I guess Stryker finally figured out how to shut you up.
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Watch my back. I've got the old man. Amen, brother.
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Oh, geez.
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[GROANS] Rub my legs, Mama. Why would I rub your legs? Please, they hurt. I have growing pains. [BLIND AL SIGHS]
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You got 30 seconds, you jabbering butt plug! Now we're getting it.
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Well, I guess we found something you're not better at.
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[WHINES] I just love being around you guys so much.
