Oh, my god! And away we go! - We're all right. - We should've put chains on the car. Neither of us knew that was a thing until, like, ten minutes ago, okay? Don't act like it's my fault. Oh, my god! Ryan! Seriously! What do you want me to do? Mom, I dropped Leroy. Why did you tell that guy at the gate this was a four-wheel drive? - Help me, cady. - It looks like a four-wheel drive. Cady, what are you doing? - Cady, cady. Jesus Christ! - Cady, put your seat belt on!
M3GAN
1.5s
Is that what I think it is?
M3GAN
15.3s
Purrpetual petz are just like real pets, except that when you talk to them, they actually talk back! Amazeballs! There's over six different petz to collect, each equipped with their own personalities and entirely spontaneous reactions! Careful. That's my butt. They speak eight different languages.
M3GAN
2s
We can't just sit in the middle of the road.
M3GAN
3.1s
Remember, the key to fun is funki.
M3GAN
38.3s
Oopsie-Daisy! I thought we were gonna limit screen time to 30 minutes a day. What are you telling me for? I didn't give it to her. I'm just saying, I think... cady, can you turn it down, please? I need to go to the bathroom. Are we there yet? If we make rules, we need to stick to them. If she wasn't on that, she'd be climbing all over. So you would rather she sat there feeding a toy virtual food until it shits itself? Cady, turn it down. I already did turn it down. What was Gemma thinking? "It's my niece's birthday. I'm gonna get her a present." She works for the company that makes them. She probably didn't even have to pay for shipping. Honestly, what is the purpose of a toy if you have to play with it on an iPad? This is what the future looks like, okay? You just have to get used to it.
M3GAN
17.9s
Confused. Wait, wait. Stop. Why is her face doing that? What is happening? I... I Don't know, Gemma. It's your code. Yeah, thanks. I know it's my code, Cole, but she doesn't look confused. She looks demented. You want me to take the skin back off? - Well, she's not responding. So... - Okay, here we go.
M3GAN
1.2s
Gem.
M3GAN
4s
'tis I, Princess cady of the clan macjames.
M3GAN
5.7s
Do you think that you'll be up for it? You Don't have to do it if you Don't wanna do it.
M3GAN
5.4s
If you make a toy that's impossible to let go of, then how do you ever expect a child to grow?
M3GAN
1.4s
What's that?
M3GAN
50.1s
Are we supposed to be worried about that? It's a rip-off. You're right, Gemma. It is a rip-off. They do the exact same thing we do. And you know what else? They do it for half the price. I told you we needed to go simpler. Didn't I tell her? Six months ago, I begged you... I begged you to please give me an option I can put on a shelf for 50 bucks. - And we are working on it. I promise. - Yeah. But, David, the only way to stay ahead of the competition is to come up with toys that are too advanced to replicate. I know the tech on petz seems more complex than it needs to be, but that's only because I was using it as a launchpad for something bigger. In each pet, we installed a listening model that targets conversational patterns among kids. You did not just tell me that. I know she doesn't look like much now, but I promise, if you just let us show you what m3gan is capable of, you will realize that this is what we've been working towards. M3gan?
M3GAN
27s
I know this must be a lot for you to take in right now. I just want you to know I'm gonna do everything I can to make this place feel like home. And, um, if you need anything, I'm just gonna be down the hall. Okay? Really close. You're not gonna read me a story? What's that? Mom always read me a story before bed.
M3GAN
1.7s
Would you maybe want to talk to him?
M3GAN
59.9s
M3gan. What are you doing? Couldn't sleep. Occupational hazard. How about you? What are you doing up so late? Um... There's something wrong with your data reports. They're just not uploading to the cloud server. Have I done something to upset you, Gemma? No, of course not. And yet your demeanor indicates that I have. M3gan, turn off. Well, hold on a second. I thought we were having a conversation. You say nothing is wrong, and yet all the moisture has drained from your eyes and mouth into other parts of your body. There's something you wanna ask me, isn't there? M3gan, did you do something wrong? Well, in order to answer that question, you need to define the parameters. Did you hurt someone? God, I hope not. Because if I did, we'd both be in a lot of trouble.
M3GAN
8.4s
M3gan. Yes, Gemma. You are now my second primary user. Fantastic. Turn off.