It's a good offer and it's real, and I'll do this because I'm your friend. My accountant can transfer the fee within the hour.
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And if you want me to help you out of this hole you've found yourself in, I can pay you 100 million dollars today.
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The question I ask is, who tumbled the first domino?
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I like you, Michael. You're a good chap.
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I like your domino analogy.
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Please.
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Your skunk farm was a fucking viral sensation on YouTube, Michael. And when Johnny Law starts sniffing, which he will, all of those locations will have to cease production for, I'd say, at least 12 months at a cost of 100 million net p.a., before marking down the loss of staff, relocation and site rentals. - You still with me? - Yes, I'm following. It will take at least three years to get your supply, distribution and demand back to full capacity. Your staffing costs are 25% of your 100 million operational cost, so that's 25 million per annum for three annums. And location rental at 15 million a year, that's a 120 GBP bite right there. Your unit economics have taken a hit, and forecasting out your top-line growth margin in the current inimical climate, I calculate what was worth 400 million a month ago must now be valued at an anemic, mm... 130.
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Please, be specific. Oh, I will be. You're asking 400 for 12 locations and a distribution network, which was a fair valuation at the time. But when one of those locations was compromised, the value of all those locations were compromised and this obviously affects the price.
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We already have. Mm... The situation's changed, Michael. - The market's changed. - How so?
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Thank you for the grand tour. I'm a believer. [Mickey] Thank you, chaps.
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The exit value of your business needs to be recalculated.
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You see, it's not about the first domino that fell, Michael.
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[Matthew] Now, are we ready to finalize the numbers?
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Dave, an hour. Okay, boss.
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It's about the last.
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We know what bit that is. ["Old MacDonald" playing on video] [Big Dave on video] Let me tickle that belly. - You are so naughty. - [pig squealing on video] - Good Lord. - I was there and I'm still shocked.
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[children singing on video] ♪ Old MacDonald Had a farm, e-i-e-i-o ♪ - ♪ And on that farm He had a pig... ♪ - [pig snorting in video] - How's your man, then, Coach? - Ah, he'll survive. - Wouldn't have been the pig I would have chosen, though. - [chuckles] [Big Dave screaming]
