First of all, I'm gonna need to know how your lads got the information about where our farm was sited, 'cause that's not common knowledge.
The Gentlemen
42.7s
I'm on my own here. Did he just call me a black cunt? - Yes, he did. - He can't do that. That's racist. But, you are black and you are a cunt, Ernie. Those are the facts. I don't think Primetime cares what race you run in. The fact that I'm black has nothing to do with the fact I'm a cunt. He didn't say black people were cunts, Ernie. He was being specific to you. One has nothing to do with the other. And I'd go a step further, if I'm not mistaken, and say it was a term of familiar affection. Primetime's a Gypsy. I wouldn't call him a pikey cunt. Why not? He might be very understanding. Only if it comes from a place of love, of course. Now, back to the issue at hand. I need that Chinese geezer's address, okay? You'll have it by the morning, Coach. - Good lad. - And, Coach... - What? - I've got some good news. - What? - I found out whose weed we took.
The Gentlemen
15.5s
[body thuds] [chuckles] It's warming up now, isn't it? At this point, I'm guessing that you didn't even know that Lord George was dead yet, let alone what Dry Eye was up to. Hello, Dry Eye. What do you want?
The Gentlemen
15.6s
We've rung the bell here and we're gonna include you, because you're our mentor. I don't know what you're talking about, but I don't like the sound of it. - We've landed a load of sticky bush. - Listen to me, now, Ernie. Walk away. It's too late. We're at the gym now unloading the van. You took my van?
The Gentlemen
6.9s
Shit. It's the fucking coach, bro. It's the fucking coach. Ernie, what is it? [Ernie over phone] Ball's in the back of the net.
The Gentlemen
3.1s
You can do better than that. [laughs] Wanker.
The Gentlemen
12.9s
- [hip-hop song plays] - ♪ Man don't have to Take off the door ♪ ♪ Pull up in a dinger Straight through The hole in the floor ♪ ♪ We're the Toddlers Don't know what you thought ♪ ♪ By the end of the night You'll be picking up Your jaw ♪ ♪ Plants Not ten or twenty ♪ It's Eggs Benny, 'cause I never get cracked.
My name's Ernie. 'Cause the left hand's fast and the right hand's sturdy. ♪ The left hand's fast And the right hand's sturdy ♪ ♪ You know I've been Bad from early, your little Headlock can't hurt me ♪ - ♪ I'm fighting dirty ♪ - Jim. ♪ Jim, Jim The Iron Chin ♪ ♪ You already know Man can't fuck with him ♪ ♪ When it comes to This fighting thing ♪ ♪ Man'll head-butt him Put in the double-leg takedown ♪ Why are we watching fight porn, Ray?
The Gentlemen
7s
There's too many moving parts, parts that we can't control. What if she doesn't wanna come? It's gonna get messy. Well, that may be true, but you're still doing it.
The Gentlemen
5.5s
You should get yourself one of these, boss. Well, that's the plan. Everything all right?
The Gentlemen
4s
There comes a point where the young succeed the old.