- Would you like a couch to lie on? - No, I don't want a couch to lie on.
Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure
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- Remember to get the tape recorder. - Yeah. Set a timer on it for...
Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure
14.2s
- Lock him up with the rest of the wackos. - I am a lawyer, you know. - Dad! - You pack your bags. - What? - You're going to military school. - But, Dad... - I don't wanna hear it! You go home and you pack your bags now!
Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure
4s
Sorry, Dad, but we got to go pass our history report.
Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure
6.4s
- How'd it go? - Bad. Our historical figures are all locked up and my dad won't let them out.
Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure
8.6s
What are we going to do? You go in and talk to your dad. I'm gonna scope the place out. Missy, I mean, Mom, please keep an eye on Napoleon.
Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure
1.2s
2:13.
Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure
1.3s
Intro.
Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure
10.6s
- See? - Yeah! So, after the report, we can't forget to do this, otherwise it won't happen. But it did happen! It was me who stole my dad's keys!
Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure
9.9s
Can we get your dad's keys? We could steal them, but he lost them two days ago. If only we could go back in time to when he had them and steal 'em then.
Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure
5s
- Why can't we? - 'Cause we don't got time. We could do it after the report.
Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure
3.5s
We're destined to flunk most egregiously tomorrow.
Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure
3.7s
Come on. We've got some historical figures to rescue.
