- Ready, Ted? - Ready, Bill. Let's go back into history.
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I want to speak with you, son. Alone, please, Bill. All right, sit down. What am I going to do with you? Great. You lose my keys, you fail history. You spend all your time with your loser friend... ...planning a band that will never happen. You're not to leave this house until tomorrow morning. Yes? Capt. Logan, this is Dep. Van Halen down at the station.
Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure
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Gentlemen, is everything all right? Yeah, except how come the number we dialed for San Dimas... ...brought us here instead of to tomorrow, Rufus? Because in San Dimas it is tomorrow, William. You have to dial one number higher.
Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure
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- This is Ted's little brother, Deacon. - Hi. He'll take care of you.
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Come on.
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How are we going to find him?
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- That was most unprecedented, Rufus. - Yeah.
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Catch you later, Bill and Ted!
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If you guys are really us... ...what number are we thinking of?
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You are going to have the most excellent adventure through history.
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- Bill. - What? Strange things are afoot at the Circle K.
Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure
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Sixty-nine, dudes!
Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure
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And Ted "Theodore" Logan.
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Dude, are you sure we should be doing this? Ted, you and I have witnessed many things... ...but nothing as bodacious as what just happened. Besides, we told ourselves to listen to this guy. What if we were lying? Why would we lie to ourselves?
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- Who? - You'll see.
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It's my house. Rufus, can we go anywhere we want at any time? You can do anything you want... ...as long as you remember this: No matter what happens... ...you must get to that report. Got it?