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♪ Eleven pipers piping ♪ ♪ Ten lords a-leaping nine ladies dancing ♪ ♪ Eight maids a-milking seven swans a-swimming ♪ ♪ Six geese a-laying ♪ ♪ Five golden rings ♪ ♪ Five golden rings ♪♪ How much did this cost? How can you put a price tag on a child's happiness, Amy? - It was very expensive. - God! Mom! Wait for it, this is the big ending!
A Bad Moms Christmas
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Your mom decorated your house? Oh, no, no, no, no. That is not okay. Who cares, let her decorate your house. She wanna do mine next? It's-it's not about the house. It's-it's about the fact that I'm a 34-year-old woman and my mother is still telling me how to live my life. Well, then you need to fight her. Like... physically? That is correct, Amy. I can teach you some basic karate moves. But we all know that she's gonna keep treating you like this until you beat the shit out of her. I don't want you to meet my mom. She's a 62-year-old woman, so... Fine, but you need to have at least a serious conversation with her. - That sounds more legal. - I know. I know. And where's your dad in all this? Oh, my dad, he's so sweet. But he's completely under her control. I mean, there's no way he's gonna choose my side over hers, no. - Sweetie, that's hard. - Oh... Moms are so weird. How's Christmas with your mom? Oh, you know. It's... It's okay-it's okay, I guess. Yeah. I mean, my mom got her hair cut and colored exactly like mine, but... I think that's pretty normal, right? Your... Did your moms... Do your moms have your... hairstyle? You know, every time I think I'm the fucked-up one in this group Kiki, you open your mouth, and then I'm like "No, I'm doing great."
A Bad Moms Christmas
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Anyway, uh, my mom and I were gonna take the kids over to Sky Zone later. - Do you guys wanna come? - Legally... I can't get within 50 yards of a Sky Zone but... Okay, you know what? Fuck it. I'm totally in. - Amy? - Oh, I can't-I can't go. I wish I could, but my mother's making us go see "The Nutcracker." So... - I love "The Nutcracker." - Oh, no, no, no, no! Not like the Sugar Plum Fairy "Nutcracker." No, the original, the five-hour long version that's all in Russian, where a bunch of people die. It's-it's awful. - Why don't you just not go? - Oh, God, no. No, she would never let me live it down. It's much easier to do it this way. Guys, are we not taking Christmas back this year? - Yeah. - Hmm. I'm asking you that seriously 'cause I got so wasted at the mall, I can't remember if I actually said that or if that's just something that I'm dreaming about right now.
A Bad Moms Christmas
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Okay. So, uh, have you ever had your balls waxed before, Ty? Oh, yeah, yeah, I'm, uh, I'm an exotic dancer. So I have to keep my dick, balls and taint smooth at all times. - Great. Okay, got it. - Yeah. Um, so I am just gonna remove the towel and then we'll apply the wax if you... Oh, Jesus fucking Christ. Look at the size of that thing. This... It looks like a parking cone. I am so sorry. I forgot to te... You know, it scares most people. No, I'm not scared, though. I just... I'm gonna need a lot more... - Just a lot more wax. - Okay. - So just give me one second. - Sure.
A Bad Moms Christmas
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Oh, wow. - You need to talk to your mom. - I know. She needs some boundaries. - Or at least, a boundary. - I know. I just, uh... I don't wanna hurt her feelings. And, you know, ever since my dad died I'm, like, pretty much her only family. So I'm worried that if I push her away even a little that it's gonna break her heart. She saw my boner, Kiki.
A Bad Moms Christmas