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Christmas is by far the most stressful time of the year for moms. There are a million things to do. And you have to do them all perfectly or else you will never forgive yourself. And more importantly, neither will your kids. I literally feel like the worst mom in the world right now.
A Bad Moms Christmas
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I love this picture. And look, you were just getting your little tiny breasts. - Well, one of 'em, anyway. - You just got here. Let's not talk about my breasts. - Then the other one popped out. - Yeah. Thank goodness! Oh, Keeks! If you play your cards right, you could get a sweatshirt just like this for Christmas. Oh, no. Oh, Kiki Dee, I cannot wait to spend every waking minute of the next three weeks with you. Hmm... Oh! Hmm... Are you smelling my hair? Yes.
A Bad Moms Christmas
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Bernard, let's hang 'em on the tree. Okay, buddy? Oh, who put the big brown ornament right on the front of the tree? - It looks like doodie. - Yes, it does, baby. And that's why mommy's gonna move it around back. Oh, no, sweetie we don't drink the tree water. We don't drink the tree water 'cause we're people, right? Mommy, is there a Santa Claus? You bet there is, buddy. - I know. - Are you lying to me, mommy? Oh, God, make it stop. What else have you lied about? - Hey, babe. - Hey, dad. - Hi, guys. - Hi. - You alright? - Yeah.
A Bad Moms Christmas
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Because all I want all any mom wants is for their kids to have an amazing Christmas. ♪ Can't love me like you ♪ ♪ L-O-V-E ♪♪ That said, Christmas is an insane amount of work. First, you have to buy gifts for every human being you've ever met. I gave my coffee guy a scented candle this year. Why did I do that? Then, you have to decorate your house which, clearly, I suck at. I'm doing the best I can, Charmaine! Then, you have to go to all your kids' Christmas shows which are...
A Bad Moms Christmas
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Oh, yeah. No, honey, those were... Those were happy screams. They didn't sound happy. And then you punched the wall and yelled the F-word. Okay, I-I, um... Yeah, I don't, I don't really recall doing that, so, yeah. - I don't know if that happened. - You did. You were like, "Oh, my fucking God!" Just like that. "Oh, my fucking God!" Okay, alright. Shh! Shh! Um, here's the thing. Your dad and I were just playing a fun little grown-up game. You played the game seven times. Six and a half. But who's counting? Here's the thing, let's just not... Let's just not talk about this. - Cool? - Cool. - High-five. Awesome. - Got it.
A Bad Moms Christmas