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And it worked. I stood up to her, and she totally backed down. - I'm so proud of you. - Thank you. I actually felt, for the first time my mom looked at me as an equal. Like maybe someday, somehow, we could be closer. Relax, Obama. Your mom is still a colossal bitch. Don't let your guard down, or she's gonna blow up your car. - Alright, alright. - I'm just saying. Well, either way, it was a big step. So, I just wanna say thank you for encouraging me. - Aww, we're so proud. Whoo! - Thank you. You know what I think we should do to celebrate? Watch a bunch of Santa Clauses take off their clothes! ♪ Give me the green light ♪ ♪ 'Cause I'm ready to go ♪ ♪ Let's have a good time ♪ ♪ What you waiting for? ♪ ♪ We only got one life ♪ ♪ And we gonna live it up ♪ Oh, yay! I love Santa Claus. And there's so many of them. Guys, I don't wanna make a big deal of it. But, um, I'm kind of on a first date with one of the Santas. - Shut up. - Yeah. Wait. Which one? Santa number two. ♪ If you know what I mean I'mma ride that mami ♪ ♪ Yeah I got the key and I'mma lock that mami... ♪♪ How'd you guys meet? Oh, waxing his balls. That is so romantic. You learn a lot about a man when you wax his sack. You know, some guys cry. Some guys act real tough. But... But Ty, he was so calm. It was almost like waxing the balls of the Dalai Lama. Whoo!
A Bad Moms Christmas
39.1s
What's this? It is a key to my new house! What are you talking about? Well, after our therapy session I felt like we were drifting apart. So I decided to move closer to you guys. Oh. Okay. Uh, where are you moving to? Right next door! - Jesus. - What? You're moving, um, next door to me? Yeah, the house wasn't on the market. So I checked it out on Zillow and I made an all-cash offer. And then, boom. Howdy, neighbor. - Howdy, neighbor. - Oh, my God. We can dig a tunnel between the houses. Keeks! Oh, Keeks.
A Bad Moms Christmas
1m0s
Eh, fuck it. Here. It's a loan. It's a loan. I mean, this is not everything you asked for, but... - Oh, no, that's great! - Basically all I have. Thank you so much. This is a loan. I will pay you back, I swear. I really have my shit together now. Thanks. Whoa! Hey! Sir, Merry Christmas! - Merry Christmas! - Merry Christmas! Would you like to donate your cans to our Canned Food Drive? We're collecting for a drive for the homeless. - Yikes. I just bought all this. - And the canned goods. - You know, this is important. - The fuck is this? Uh, that's fennel. - Oh, fuck it. - So happy. Thank you so much. Oh, shit. Manager. Manager's coming. Code red, code red. Go, go, go. Mom! Where did we park? - Where did we park? - Happy Hanukkah. - Where did we park? - Go, go, go, go. They just totally stole all my shit. Taking this, though. This is cute, right? Yeah, yeah. Okay, guys. So since it's Christmas Eve, everybody gets to open one present, okay? Oh! Kiki. Hey, Kiki, Kiki. Open mine. Please open mine first. Please. - I'll go first. I guess. - Okay.
A Bad Moms Christmas
49.2s
Now, your mother and I just have a few tiny disagreements about the importance of Christmas and what it means to be a mother and the sanctity of marriage and how best to raise children. But otherwise, everything is fine. There's no reason to worry, okay? Look, I know this is your first Christmas since your parents got divorced. And it's probably a little strange for you. Am I right? - Yeah. - Yeah. It really is. Well, first of all both of your parents still love you so very much. And no matter what happens I will always be there for you. Always. Because you're my grandkids, and I love you more than anything in the whole world. And so does Grandpa Hank. I know his brain is the size of a walnut but you know, his heart is enormous.
A Bad Moms Christmas
27.3s
I can't believe people fall for this shit. It's so stupid. - Yeah, I know. - Oh wait, here comes somebody. - Merry Christmas! - Oh, Merry Christmas. Ho, ho, hold on. Hey, would you like to, uh, donate your canned goods to our Christmas Canned Food Drive? Oh, um, I sort of just bought all this. - Bingo. She's got cans. - Oh! Oh, mom, look, look, look. She's got wine. Thank you very much for a very generous donation to the "Canned Christmas Food Drive." The children are gonna be so happy.
A Bad Moms Christmas
20.9s
Do you mean that? Yeah. You know, when we were at the bouncy place with, um... what's his name? - Oh, my son, Jaxon? - Yeah, him. Um, I was watching you two and you were beating the shit out of each other with those sticks, and I thought "You know, maybe I should have a relationship with my grandson." Well, we'd, um, we'd love to see you more.
A Bad Moms Christmas
26.5s
Yes! - That was a good haul, mom. - Yeah, she had some good shit. You know... ripping off rich people in front of the supermarket with you is... bringing back a lotta happy Christmas memories for me. Yeah. Me too, babe. I miss you, you know? I miss you, too. It's so weird. Yeah. Maybe we should... spend more time together?
A Bad Moms Christmas