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Anyways, Kiki and I have always been super close because we're basically the same age. And then my husband died and we became crazy close. We went to prom together. Wow! Okay. And, uh, Kiki, uh... How does all this closeness make you feel? - Well... - Well, she feels great. Who wouldn't want to be best friends with their mom? - I love my mom. - Thank you, honey. - I really do. - Thank you. But sometimes, she can be a bit much. What? - Like when? - Like, uh... When you watched Kent and I have sex the other night. Oh, Lord. I just wanna know what's going on in your life. - Is that so wrong? - No. But sometimes, I just... I'm in need of a little space.
A Bad Moms Christmas
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So, um, how did you get into dancing? Oh, I'm a fireman by trade. That's what I do. Of course you are. And a few years ago I responded to this fire at a strip club. And the owner comes up to me, and he's like "Hey, dude. You got a massive cock?" And I'm like, "Uh... Well, I do." And the rest is, the rest is history. Wow. That's a beautiful story, Ty. Thank you. Okay. Hot burn.
A Bad Moms Christmas
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It's like living with Saddam Hussein. My mom is only staying with me because I think she wants to steal my TV. Oh, I have to go Christmas tree shopping with my mother tonight. Yeah, it's like, it's like going on a seven-hour death march around the city. My daughter really wants a Happy Happy Princess Doll and I have looked everywhere for it and I don't know where it is.
A Bad Moms Christmas
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Okay. Hi, mom. - Amy. - Hi. - You look pale. - Oh. I'm just trying out a new skin thing. Oh, good, it's just bad makeup. You're not dying. Where's your tree? I-I haven't had time to get one yet. Amy, it's December 19th. Even the Jews have Christmas trees by now. Never mind, we'll get one tomorrow. - Okay. - Huh. Yeah. Do you have any food? I haven't eaten in three days. Yeah. Oh, gosh, yes. I actual... I have all your favorites. It's adorable. You let your kids cook.
A Bad Moms Christmas
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Okay. Oh, I didn't know Rite Aid made Christmas decorations. So I have the whole week planned out. On Thursday, we'll see "The Nutcracker." And then, of course, on Friday, we'll all go caroling. Unfortunately, Mike was our baritone and you're divorcing him. So we're gonna have to fill that hole if we're gonna win the Caroling Cup this year. Oh, God, the Caroling Cup? Darling, when I lived here we won the Caroling Cup nine times. It's too bad you've given up on our family's tradition of winning. Yeah, I guess I've just been a little busy, so... Well, clearly not at the gym. Whoop. I want to celebrate my triumphant return to Chicago. I wanna throw an enormous Christmas party at your house. So I was thinking Christmas Eve, if that's convenient. What? No. That's not convenient. I mean, we can invite all of my old friends and we can have a sushi station and we can hire Kenny G to play Christmas music. I hear he's not even that expensive anymore. Yeah, okay, that-that sounds like a lot of work. Yeah. It's too bad, I've already invited everyone. - Where, to my house? - Yes. A 184 people are coming. What? Why haven't I gotten a Christmas card from you yet? I don't know, mom. I-I-I guess it just fell through the cracks. What is happening with you? Nothing. Nothing's happening to me. Amy, this is Christmas. It's the big show. - I know. - You can't dick around. - I'm not dicking around. - I feel you're dicking around. Mom, I'm honestly not dicking around. Yes, you are dicking around. I can tell when you're dicking around. I'm not dicking around. - Dick, dick around. - Okay. Okay. I'm not dicking around. Alright, enough with the bad language. Okay. - I like your hair. - Really? Yeah, it looks like you're not trying so hard. Yeah. Love you.
A Bad Moms Christmas