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1m0s
Eh, fuck it. Here. It's a loan. It's a loan. I mean, this is not everything you asked for, but... - Oh, no, that's great! - Basically all I have. Thank you so much. This is a loan. I will pay you back, I swear. I really have my shit together now. Thanks. Whoa! Hey! Sir, Merry Christmas! - Merry Christmas! - Merry Christmas! Would you like to donate your cans to our Canned Food Drive? We're collecting for a drive for the homeless. - Yikes. I just bought all this. - And the canned goods. - You know, this is important. - The fuck is this? Uh, that's fennel. - Oh, fuck it. - So happy. Thank you so much. Oh, shit. Manager. Manager's coming. Code red, code red. Go, go, go. Mom! Where did we park? - Where did we park? - Happy Hanukkah. - Where did we park? - Go, go, go, go. They just totally stole all my shit. Taking this, though. This is cute, right? Yeah, yeah. Okay, guys. So since it's Christmas Eve, everybody gets to open one present, okay? Oh! Kiki. Hey, Kiki, Kiki. Open mine. Please open mine first. Please. - I'll go first. I guess. - Okay.
A Bad Moms Christmas
20.9s
Do you mean that? Yeah. You know, when we were at the bouncy place with, um... what's his name? - Oh, my son, Jaxon? - Yeah, him. Um, I was watching you two and you were beating the shit out of each other with those sticks, and I thought "You know, maybe I should have a relationship with my grandson." Well, we'd, um, we'd love to see you more.
A Bad Moms Christmas
31.6s
Can I ask you something? Sure. How do you take it? Take what? Living with mom. I mean, s-s-she's so bossy and controlling and... Oh, my God, she's so vain. I mean, she spends all her time you know, creating this, this perfect image of herself just so she can lord it over people. Sweetie, your mom isn't vain. Oh, come on, she, she wears a princess outfit at least once a month. You're probably never gonna believe this. But your mom is the most insecure woman I've ever met.
A Bad Moms Christmas
49.2s
Now, your mother and I just have a few tiny disagreements about the importance of Christmas and what it means to be a mother and the sanctity of marriage and how best to raise children. But otherwise, everything is fine. There's no reason to worry, okay? Look, I know this is your first Christmas since your parents got divorced. And it's probably a little strange for you. Am I right? - Yeah. - Yeah. It really is. Well, first of all both of your parents still love you so very much. And no matter what happens I will always be there for you. Always. Because you're my grandkids, and I love you more than anything in the whole world. And so does Grandpa Hank. I know his brain is the size of a walnut but you know, his heart is enormous.
A Bad Moms Christmas
26.5s
Yes! - That was a good haul, mom. - Yeah, she had some good shit. You know... ripping off rich people in front of the supermarket with you is... bringing back a lotta happy Christmas memories for me. Yeah. Me too, babe. I miss you, you know? I miss you, too. It's so weird. Yeah. Maybe we should... spend more time together?
A Bad Moms Christmas
20.8s
I gotta get back to Cleveland tomorrow. - Right. - But, uh... Think I could give you a call next time I come into town? Would that... that interest you at all? Could I do that? - Please. - Yeah? - Yes. - Great. I'd, I'd wax your balls for free. That is so sweet. Well, I would really love that, Carla.
A Bad Moms Christmas