So they run a bunch of tests and they aII come back with the same bad news. Doctors give me six months to Iive. Then I go home, turn on the TV, and they say three weeks. If you ask me, a man is not supposed to know when his time is up, it's not naturaI. That's when you find yourseIf renting a gun and buying a buIIet.
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I aIways knew. I aIways knew it'd be over too soon.
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Oh, my God ! What? What? We have exactIy the same waIIpaper in our kitchen ! (SIGHS) Don't do that, pIease. Isn't that wiId?
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You know, your mother didn't make it any easier. . . Don't. Don't say another word about her.
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Even after she got sick, she aIways made the most sense.
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Why, no. No, of course not. Come in. PIease, come in.
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Did you knock? Why are we driving away?
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Yes.
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(CHUCKLES) Oh, wow. How Iong was I out? CoupIe of hours. Think you needed it.
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Ducks pond in the summertime.
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My wife was my roommate.
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I'm gonna go drain the snake. You wanna join me?
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Okay. License and registration. WeII, you see, that's where we've got a probIem, because I didn't get a chance to retrieve my identification before fIeeing my home during a deadIy riot. However, we were fortunate enough to hitch a ride with a very nice trucker, who, turns out, had hired a hit man to assist him in a suicide, thus bestowing us with this. . . This beautifuI mode of transportation. So, the answer is no, no Iicense or registration here.
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You okay?
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It's Iiberating. That's what it is. (CHUCKLES)
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Maybe you just haven't met the right guy.
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Give or take. So what's your pitch? My pitch? 'Cause Iet me teII you something about that girI. She may be a romantic on the outside, but on the inside she's aII survivor.