This is literature? A 2-year-old could have written this. All right.
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I like him. He's nice. But scary. Like Santa!
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Only 48 hours till the launch, and all systems are go.
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If you don't do something about it, then I will.
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What is it?
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Almost over. It's almost over.
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About that, I was thinking that maybe we could move the date of the heist. Please tell me this is not as a result of the girls' dance recital, is it? No, no, no! The recital? Don't... That's stupid! I iust think it's kind of weird to do it on a Saturday. I was thinking, maybe a heist is a Tuesday thing, right?
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Gru, you and I have been working on this for years. It's everything we've dreamed of. Your chance to make history, become the man who stole the moon! But these girls are becoming a major distraction! They need to go.
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"Three little kittens with fur all brushed "said, 'We can't sleep, we feel too rushed! ' "Their mother replied, with a voice like silk, "'Fine, but at least you should drink your milk."' Now make them drink the milk.
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Get me Perkins.
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All right.
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Fine.
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You use them when you tell the story.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa. What was that? She hit that. I saw that with my own eyes. Hey, buddy, let me explain something to you. You see that little tin spaceship? You see how it's not knocked over? Do you know what that means, professor? It means you don't get the unicorn! Somebody's got a frowny face. Boo! Better luck next time! Okay, my turn. Knocked over!
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Do you have any idea how lucrative this moon heist could be? I give you the opportunity of a lifetime, and you just blow it! - No, I didn't. - Oh, really? You iust wait until Gru sees my latest weapon. Squid-launcher! Oh, yeah! There's a squid on my face! Don't worry. The moon is as good as ours.